Jise Chaha Kash Wo Hamara Hota Kash Khwisho Ka Bhi Koi Kinara Hota

Ek Muddat Sey Meri Maa Nahi Soyi

aeDOSTO

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Fikar ki koi baat nahi
ItnAaKhubsurat beta hu to Neenden Ud hi jati hai
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BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA
Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy.

GIRL:Koi baat nhi
Chalo Aj mai tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hu
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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He

1.Population

2.Mehengai

3.Bomb Blast

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Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
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Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: ha dear, jab main chashma utaarta h, tum bhi bahut khubsurat dikti ho
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PAAV BHAJI k liye aapko chahiye:

Aaloo-1 Kg.

Tamatar-5 piece.

Masala-1 Packet.

Namak-Swad Anusar.

Pyaaz-AUKAAT Anusaar.
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Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana

Wah!wah!

A for apple
B for banana

Kuch Bhi ho jaye daya goli mat chalana
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Check-Up K Baad Dr- Tumhe Khaste Waqt Sab Se Jyada Taklif Kab Hoti Hai

Marij- Tab Hoti Hai, Jab Pados Ka Kutta Meri Khasi Ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai
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Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: No
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: No
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: No
Police: Phir Kispar Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai G..
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KID FAILS IN EXAM :-
Dad: Hereafter don't call me as ur dad...
Kid: Oh, come on dad, it was just a school test not the DNA test
Rocking Generation
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D'not b sad whn u see ur ex- boyfrnd/girlfrnd flirting with sum1 else,

come on yaar,

learn to donate ur old & useless toys to poor kids.
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He Broke Her Heart..

& She Broke His iphone 4G..
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I think We All Know Who Cried Harder.. :-P
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Khushbu Ki Tarah Meri Hr Sans Me

Pyar Apna Basane Ka Wada Karo

Meri TasaLi Ki Khatir Zara

Mujko Apna Banane Ka Wada Karo

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Kya Taarif Karu Aapki,
Har Lafz Me Jaise Khushbu Ho Gulab Ki,
Rab Ne Diya H Itna Pyara Dost,
Bas Tamanna H Ek Mulakat Ki..
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Wo Nfrat B Krte H Pyar K Liye,
Inkar B Krte H Ikrar K Liye,
Ajib Hote H Ye Ishq Krne wale,

ANKHEIN Band Bi Krte H,
To DIDAR K LIye..
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Jise Chaha Kash Wo Hamara Hota

Kash Khwisho Ka Bhi Koi Kinara Hota

Ye Soch Kar Maine Usko Rooka Nahi

Door Kyu Jata Agar Wo Hamara Hota..
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