Ajnabi They Woh Humare Liye Mujhe Unka Pyar Milna Achchha Laga

Zinda raha to tmhara hi sath nibhauga Dosto

Bhool jau To smjh lena ke

Tumhari Bhabhi mil gayi;-)

(-,-) (-.-)

_! ! _/ \_

Chalo darling

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GOLU-Biwiya Mafiya Se bhi Jayada Khtarnak Q Hoti He

MOLU-Qki Mafiya Ko Apki Zindagi Ya Paise Me Se Koi ek chiz chaiye rehti hai jb ki bv ko dono

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Tees mar khan- Flop,

Dabang-Hit;

Moral:

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.

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Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,

.

.

Badnam honi chahiye..

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Son-Ap Muje Roj Pitte Ho Kya Apke Papa B Apko Roj Pitte The

PAPA-Ha,Lekin Tum Q puch Rhe Ho

S-Taki Muje Pata Chale Ye Gundagardi Kbse Chal Rhi H

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Cybercafe par ladki pataayi

webcam par ho gayi sagaai

email par divorce ho gaya

Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya..

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The Height Of "Bad Luck"

A Boy And girl met last time for their

break up

Girl's Father caught them

Guess What

Now They Are Married Couple

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Woh Raat Dard Aur Sitam Ki Raat Hogi

Jis Raat Rukhsat Uski Baraat Hogi

Uth Jaata Hu Soch Ke Neend Se Aksar

Ki Gair Ke Paas Meri Jaan Hogi.

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Ajnabi They Woh Humare Liye

Mujhe Unka Pyar Milna Achchha Laga

Saagar Se Gehra Hai Unka Pyar

Tairna Toh Aata Tha Par Doobna Achchha Laga.

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Jab Meri Dua Qubul Ho Toh Khushi Hoti Hai Ki Iss Me Meri Marzi Hai..

Aur Jab Na Ho Toh Khushi Badh Jaati Hai Ki Yeh Khuda Ki Marzi Hai.

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