Keep them in ur Heart so tat evry Heartbeat may remind u to convert it into REALITY!--sms

Son-Ap Muje Roj Pitte Ho Kya Apke Papa B Apko Roj Pitte The
PAPA-Ha,Lekin Tum Q puch Rhe Ho
S-Taki Muje Pata Chale Ye Gundagardi Kbse Chal Rhi H
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Bv:- Samne wale ghar me Miya Bv k bich kuch fite chal rahi he
Aap ek baar jaiye na..
Pati:-Main ek do baar gya tha..Shayad ye usi ka natija hai
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1 Girl Fasi Laga rahi thi
GOLU ne Window se Dekha,
Socho GOLU kya bola hoga?

Sirf latkne se height nhi badhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar Hai Kya.
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Managment student kisses a gal

Gal-wats dis?

Boy-its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Gal slaps d boy

Boy-wat is dis?

Gal-Dis is CUSTOMER FEED BACK..
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A Cute Proposal-
Boy-I Luv U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'l Die 4U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'l Marry U
Girl-Realy!!?
Boy-hatttt...
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Patient 2 Dr- Aapne Nurse Bahut Aachhi Rakhi Hai..

..Unka Haath Lagte Hi Me Thik Ho Gaya

Dr- Janta Hu..

..Thappad Ki Awaz Mujhe B Sunai Di Thi
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Aap Sabhi Se Ek Request Hai..

Mujhe Saal Me 2 Hi Din SMS Kiya Karo..!!

1- Jis Din Mera BirthDay Ho..

Aur

2-Jis Din Mera BirthDay Na Ho..
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Mai Kitna Nasamajh Hu Dost

Jo

Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah B Samajh Na Saka

Wo To

Sham Ko Aunty Ne Bataya

K

Aaj Teri Pitai Huyi Hai
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Us Lamhe Ko Bura Mat Kaho,
Jo Tumhe Thokar Pahunchata He,
Balki Us Lamhe Ki Kadar Karo,
Qk wo Tumhe Jeene Ka Andaz Sikhata Hai.
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GF-Kal Mera Birthday H
BF-Advance HAPPY Birthday
GF-Kya Gift Doge ?
BF-Kya Chahiye ?
GF-Ring
BF-Ring Dunga Par Call Mat Uthana Balance Nai H
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Don't keep ur Dreams in ur Eyes they may fall as Tears.
Keep them in ur Heart so tat evry Heartbeat may remind u to convert it into REALITY!
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Dil Bezuban Hai Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakta
Aapki Khamoshi Seh Nahi Sakta,
Aap Samajh Jaaye Dil Ki Awaz Ko,
Aapke Bin Chain Se Woh Reh Nahi Sakta.
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Meri Subah Ko Tum Roshni Dedo,
Meri Shaamo Ko Tum Chandni Dedo,
Maangta Hu Tumse Mai Apni Zindagi,
Bas Apne Kadmo Me Muje Panaah De do.
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