Young girl praying 2 god "Plz give me a nice B.F on d upcoming--SMS

Bache 1 Girl Ko Ghaseet K Le Ja Rahe The
1 Buzurg:Isko Chor Do Ye Khud School Jyegi
Bache:Ye Humari Miss He Roz School Se Date Pe Bhag Jati He
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Ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna-
2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai-

1) Samose ke sath extra Chatni.

Aur

2) Without Boyfriend wali achchhi Patni
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Apni Jagah Pe To Sab Thik Hai,
Par Kahi Dosti to Kahi ISHQ Weak Hai,
Q Nhi Aata Tarash Un Ladkiyo Ko, Jinse AshiQ Mangte Apne Pyar Ki Bhikh Hai.
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Chandani ne
kaha ke tu pyaar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar.
Gori ko cheda toh
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar..
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QUOTE On a Boy's
T-SHIRT..
.

.

"All Girls r Devils,
Bt My GalFrnd Is Queen..
.
.
.
.
'..Of THEM'
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Young girl praying 2 god "Plz give me a nice B.F on d upcoming
"VALENTINES DAY"
God replied- Sorry allready 1 million girls r wating for
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Sonu- Abe, Tujhe Ye Chhota Medal Kyu Mila Hai

Monu- Woh Yaar, Gaana Gaane Ke Liye

Sonu- Aur Ye Bada Wala

Monu- Aapna Gaana Bandh Karne Ke Liye
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Judge-Tumse Kya Galti Hui K Tum Yaha Ho

Sonu-Mene Bank Luta Aur Paise Wahi Ginne Lga

J-Q

S-Waha Likha Tha
COUNTER CHORNE SE PEHLE PAISE GIN LE
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Jb meri koi call na aye
Jb koi sms na aye
Jub koi missed call b na aye

To..

smaj lena k

.
.
APP K DOST
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki ZaruRAT Hai
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Boy: Tum Shadi Ke Baad Apne Liye
Alag Ghar To Nahi MangoGi Na.

Girl: Nhi, Mai Aisi Ladki Nhi Hu..
Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.
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Band Clinic Ke Aage Lmbi Line Thi
1 Aadmi Bar-Bar Line Me Ghusta,
Pr Log Usko Pakad K Piche Phek Dete
Admi: Lge Rho!Salo Clinic Hi Nhi Kholu
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Snta mobile me recharge krwane gya
Dukandar-kitne ka?
Snta: 10 ka krdo
Dukandar-7 Rs ka talktime milega
Snta-koi baat nhi, 3 ki namkin de do
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Santa-Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Muje Bukhar Tha
Dr-To Ab Kya Hua?
s-Yahan Se Guzra to Socha ki Puchh Lu Aapne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,Ab Naha Lu
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