Agar Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai K Apka Intzar Koi Nai Krta--sms

Boy:Mai tmhara mobile dkh skta ho
Grl: Ha,Q nai Jst a min
Inbox dlete
Sent item dlete
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu muj pr trust hi nai h
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Girl- Jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho

Boy- Mai tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu,
aur tum

GIRL- Mai
Gold Flake pi leti hu
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Santa-Tum kyu ro rahe ho
Banta-Hathi mar gaya hai
Santa-ye tumhara paltu Hathi tha kya
Banta-Nahi yaar,Mujhe uski kabar khodne ka kaam mila hai
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Kya apko ladki pasand h?

Kya ap ladkiyo ki bate sunna chahte h?

Kya ap hmesha ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte h?

To

Gol gappe ka thela lagaLo:-D
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Aasman jitna Neela hai

Wah wah

Sunflower jitna peela hai..

Wah wah

Pani jitna geela hai

Wah wah

Tumhare dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai.
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Chikku Is Far gr8r Dan newton
Check Dis
Sir:Wen v throw A Ball In d Air,
y does It Cum Dwn?
Chikku:There Is nobody In The Air 2 Catch The Ball!!:)
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Agar Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos Hai

K Apka Intzar Koi Nai Krta

To 1 Kaam Kre

2Ghante Toilet Me Beth Jaye

Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar Zarur Krega
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