Dimaag Aur Dil Me Utna Hi Fark Hai Jitna Phonebuk Aur Inbox Me..--sms

TEACHR- "Mere Papa Aaj JOB Par Gaye He"
Iska Future Tense Banayo.

Student-Wo Kal B Jayenge Kisi K Baap Me Himmat He To Rok-k Dikhaye
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Bil dekhkar marij bhadk k bola-Doc. sahab apne aisa bill bana diya hai ki mera blood presar badh gaya hai
Doc.-Uska bhi ilaj hai 500rs lagege
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Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya H
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Ques-Wo Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Wife Apne Husband Ko Saari Umar Nahi Lene Deti?
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Or Socho

Ans:-Chain Ki Saans.
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Girl:Jab Tume Meri Yad Ati He To Tum Kya Krte Ho
Boy: Mai Tumhari Favrite IceCream Kha Leta Hu Aur Tum?
GIRL: Mai GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu;-)
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Grahak (Doodh Wale Se)- Tumhari Gaaye Kitna Doodh Deti Hai

Doodh Wala- 5 Kilo

Grahak- Is Me Se Kitna Bech Lete Ho

Doodh Wala- Yahi Koi 12 Kilo
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If U Pass In Xam

Mom Says-
Bohot Khushi Ki Baat Hai

Dad-
Mera Beta Sher Hai

Luvr-
So Swt

&

Frnz-
Chor Saale Kab Padha Be, Cheating Ki Thi Na
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Patni- Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Krte Ho Jaanu

Pati- Me Tujh Se Itna Pyar Karta Hu K

Tera Jutha Zaher Bhi Pee Sakta Hu

Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Le
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Taras Jaoge Mehfil-E-Wafa Ke Liye,
Kisi Se Pyar Na Karna Khuda Ke Liye,
Jab Lagegi Pyar Ki Adaalat,
Ek Din Tum Bhi Chune Jaoge Saza Ke Liye.
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Uski Yaad Me Raat Gujar Jaati Hai
Uske Liye Aankhen Bhar Aati Hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko Yeh Keh Paana
Ki Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Tham Jaati Hai !
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Dimaag Aur Dil Me Utna Hi Fark Hai
Jitna Phonebuk Aur Inbox Me..
PHONEBUK Me Hazaron Milte Hai
Magar INBOX Me Sirf Apne Hi Milte Hai.
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Kisi Ke Paas Waqt Nahin Kisi Ke Jawab Ka
Zindagi Jaise Sawal Ho Hisab Ka
Dastak Ke Liye Maaf Karna Dost..
Maqsad Tha Puchhna Tere Haal Ka.
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