Jo Jeeta Hua Match Hara De Wo Hai "ASHISH NEHRA"---SMS

WIFE
BIWI
JORU
PATNI
AURAT
OR
GHARWALI

Me Kya Fark Hai?

SochO

Aur Socho

Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost
Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai.
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A hot gal goes to profesor's room & said-pass hone k liye mai kuch b krne k liye tyar hu.
Prfsr-kuch b?
Grl-sure

Proffesor-to padh le beti..
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Arz Karta Hu:
Dil Me Hai Gam Itna Gehra..
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Dil Me Hai Gam Itna Gehra..

Jo Jeeta Hua Match Hara De Wo Hai "ASHISH NEHRA"
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Shayari dat wud blow ur senses-

Roses r red,
Facebook is blue

Roses r red
Facebook is blue

44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu .. ;)
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Wat does"SHADI"
MEAN.

S- SHANTI BHANG.

H- HIMMAT KHATAM.

A- AZAADI SAMAAPT

D- DIMAAG KHARAB.

I- IMTIHAN SHURU.
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Tch-AKBAR kon tha?
Std-Pta nhi
Tch-Padai pe dhyan do to pta chale
St-sir,mohit kon hai?
Tch-Pta Nahi
St-Apni beti pe dhyan do to pta chale?
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Santa- Tum Bheek Kyu Mangte Ho..

..Hatte-Katte Ho Kuch Kaam Kyu Nahi Karte

Bhikari- Sahab, Kaam To Tabhi Karu..

..Jab Is Dhande Se Fursat Mile
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Hum Pe Mar K Munni Badnam Ho Gai

Hum Pe Mar K Munni Badnam Ho Gai

Akele Ho Gye The Munni K Bina

Ye Acha Hua Kambkht Shiela Time Pe Jawan Ho Gai
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