Kyunki kuch log... "Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..:-D:-P

Zindgi To Sabhi k Liye Wahi RanGeen kitaab H,
Fark He To Bas Itna ki,
"Koi Har Panne ko DiL Se Padh Raha He"
or
koi Bas Panne PaLat Raha He.
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Aisa nai k hm rista tod dege
Musibat me apka sath chhod dege
HmTo apke wo dost he Agar aap msg nai kroge to
apki ankh me santra nichod denge
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Mind makes brilliant decision wid some mistakes..

But heart takes cute decisions with 100% satisfaction..

Allow ur heart to rule urself.
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Dard Dene Wale Bhut Milte He, Dard Lenevale Bhut Kam Milte He, Najuk Vakt Me Hame Yad Karna, Kyoki Dosti Me Sath Denevale Bhut Kam Milte He.
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"BHUL"se agar
"BHUL"ho jaye, to
"BHUL"samajkar
"BHUL"jana. Magar
"BHUL"na sirf
"BHUL" ko.
"BHUL"se is dostko
"BHUL" mat jana.
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Pls do pray for japan..affected by a huge earth quake followed by tsunami. Oil is flowin in d water so fire is also spreadin! Pls pray. Gn.
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Life never turns the way we want....
But we live it the best way we can.
There's no perfect life, but we can Fill it with perfect moments.
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Wat is d other name 4 an Affair aftr Marriage??
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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Change ur service provider widout changing ur number.:D
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Uske Liye "JEENA" Sikho

Jo Aapke Liye "MARNE" Ko Taiyar Ho

AUR

Use Hamesha "KHUSH" Rakho

Jiske Dilme Sirf Aapke Liye Hi "PYAR" Ho
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Deadly Shayri..

PITAAJI Bane DAD, MAA Ban Gayi MOM..



PITAAJI Bane Dad, MAA Ban Gayi MOM..




www Dot Soninemish Dot com :D
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Whts ur Blood Grp?
Lt me know its urgnt

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Qki
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hai,Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K
Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chalega ;)
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GOLU ko 12 chocklate dekar uski mummy ne pucha
Agar Tum inme se 3 Meenu ko,4 pummi ko 5 Geetu ko de do to tumjhe kya milega
GOLU-3 nyi Girlfriend
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If U Pass in Exms
Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai
Lvr's wrds:
So sweet
Frnd's wrds:
Kameeney tu padha kab!
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Boys: Boys r intelignt than Grls!
Girl:Any proof ?
Boy:u always say intelliGENTS
bt u nvr say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great Thoughts.
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Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar:

Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!!

Kyunki kuch log...

"Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..:-D:-P
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Raste me agar koi ladki apko bhai khe to ghabrana mat
B Positive
Uske kaan ke niche 1 zor se thappad marna or bolna
yha kyo ghum rhi he,ghr chal..
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Aapko Meri Taraf Se

Aur Mere Tamam Dosto Ki Taraf Se

Aur Mere Sabhi Chahne Walo Ki Taraf Se

Aur Sare Hindustan Ki Taraf Se
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THENGA
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Lady- Yaar, Pehle Mere Pati Bhag-Bhag Kar Meri Har Khwahish Puri Karte The..

Saheli- Aur Aab.?

Lady- Aab Farmaish Sunte Hi Bhag Jate Hai
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Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose

Gift Dia Usne 1Red Rose

Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat Aaine Me Dekh

Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling Confidence Ko Dkh
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Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose
Gift Dia Usne 1RedRose
Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat AaineMe Dekh
Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling Confidence Ko Dkh
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GOLU ko 12 chocklate dekar uski mumy ne pucha
Agr Tm inme se 3Meenu ko,4 pummi ko 5 Geetu ko dedo to tumjhe kya milega
GOLU-3 nyi Girlfriend
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agar apko is baat ka afsos h
k apka intzar koi ni karta
to 1 kaam kre
2ghante toilet me beth jye
koi na koi bhar apka intezar zarur krega
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Agar kabhi apni dosti pr shaq ho to 1 coin uchalna, agar head aya to smjhna apni dosti pakki h,agar tail aya
to
dhere se coin palat dena yar
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