GOLU-itni choklet khana achha nahi B-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the---SMS

It actually HURTS when you are forced to call a Hotttttttttt Senior chick of your university as :
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Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, Usne Ruk Kar Sanchalak Se Kaha: Kya Ise Modern Art Kehte Hai? Sanchalak: Ji Nahi, Ise Hum Aaina Kahte Hain.
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Robot special>> Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(

Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....

mind it..;-)
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GoodNight

Aaj Ki Koi Baat Ya Msg Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Kardena

Pata Nahi Subah Aankh Khule Ya

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Hm Chat P Cahde Patang Udane K Bahane

Wo Chat P Ayi Kapde Sukhane K Bahane

Uski MAA Ne Dekha Jo Ye Nzara

Danda Le K Ayi BANDAR Bhagane K Bahane
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Jab Gadhe Ki Maut Aati Hai

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To Gadha Mar Jata Hai,

Aap Ko Na, Har Baat Me Twist Chahiye
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Check-Up K Baad Dr- Tumhe Khaste Waqt Sab Se Jyda Taklif Kab Hoti Hai

Marij- Tab Hoti Hai, Jab Pados Ka Kutta Meri Khasi Ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai
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BF- Mere 7 Chalogi
GF- Kidhar

BF- Tum Jidhar Bolo Udhar
GF- Thik Hai, Shopping Karne Chalte Hai

BF- Kasam Se DIDI, Apse Mazak Krna B Gunah Hai
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1 bacha choclet kha rha tha,
GOLU-itni choklet khana achha nahi
B-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the
G-choklet khate the
B-Nai,apne kam se kam rkhte the.
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Sale badhane ka naya tarika.
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Per Likha.

"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge.
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Woh rishta kya jo nibana pade,
Woh dosti kya jo jatani pade.
Yari to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
Woh ehsaas hi kya jo lafzo me batana pade
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Ajnabi Raho Par Intzar Mat Krna
Kisi K Pyar Me Khud ko Bekrar mat Krna
Accha Sathi Mile to Hath Tham Lena Par
Dikhave k Liye kisise Pyar Mat Krna.
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