Badal Chale Zor-Shor K Sath, Ole Gir Rhe Zor Shor K Sath---sms

Bitwa Bitwa

Yes Papa..

Chatting Wid Girls

No Papa

Telling Lie

...No Papa

Open Ur FaceBook Account
Ha HA Ha No Papa
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GOLU Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama lete ho?
Faqir: 500 ya 600,aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na kare
to araam se 1000 ho jye
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Father-Beta Agar Ladki wale Scooter De To Car Magna
Shop De To Ghar Mangna
Cooler De To AC Mangna
Beta-Papa Agar Ladki De To Kya Uski MAA Mang lo?
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Define GIRL?

Ans: the 1 who
before going out
puts on

eye shadow
eye liner
lipgloss
glitter
rouge
blush
kajal
&
asks
"mom i m looking Natural na"
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Badal Chale Zor-Shor K Sath,
Ole Gir Rhe Zor Shor K Sath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne B.F & GF Ka,
Thand Ke Maare Chipak Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath..
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Sonu Selected a Short Girl To Marry..

Monu- Why U Such a Short Girl.?

Sonu- Mere Guruji Ne Kaha Hai Ke Musibat Jitni Choti Ho Utni Hi Achhi Hai
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Patient 2 Dr.- Dr. Saab Mai Jab Chai Peeta Hu

To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta Hai

Dr.- Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha

Nikal Liya Kare
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My hands never pain when typing msgs 4U
Bcoz..I always send forwarded messages..Ha.ha.ha

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sirf chahat se koi baat nhi hoti,suraj ke samne kabhi raat nhi hoti.chahate hain jinhe jaan se bhi zaada woh saamne hain magar baat nhi hoti
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Nadan The Tufan Ko Kinara Smjha,
Bejan Chehron Ko Sahara Smjha.
Chaha Tha Jinko O Log Sahil Pe The
Hme Dubte Dekha or Khubsurat Nazara Smjha
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Bina"Pukare Hume Sath Paoge
Karo Wada Ki DoSti Ap b Nibaoge
Matlb
Ye Nhi Ki RoZ Yad Karna
BaS
Yad Rkhna Tab
Jab
Akele-Akele CHOCOLATE Khaoge
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Hum Yahi Samazte Rahe The Ab Tak,

Sitam Dena B Teri Ek Ada Hogi,

Na Malum Tha Jo Pyar Diya Tune Mjhko,

Wo Pyar Hi Mre Liye Ek Saza Hogi!!
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DilSe Kuch Der Usko Juda Rakhu
Mere Bas Me Nahi Mein Usko Khafa Rkhu,
Nahi He Kuch B Mere DilMe Siwa Usk,
Mai Usko Bhula Du To Yad Kya Rkhu!
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Apki yaad BECHAIN kar jati H,har JHALAK me apki SURAT nazar aati h.Kaisa HAAL Kar diya apke PYAR ne,NIND ati h to ANKHE bura MAAN jati h.
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