dil to bacha he Ji or bacho ko cartoon pasand he

How funny world is 20 years back
1 Wadapav was 50 paise & 1 call was 7 Rupees,
But 2day
1 call is 50 paise & 1 Wadapav is of 7 Rupees.....
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Arz Krta Hu
Din me diye jalane se kya hoga
Rakh me aag lagane se kya hoga
Kabz he aapko isliye nahi aati potty
Bewajah ki zor lagane se kya hoga
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Q dil tmse milna chahta he

Q dil tmko dkhna chahta he

Q dil tmse baat krna chahta he

Qki

dil to bacha he Ji

or bacho ko cartoon pasand he
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Married Life Is So easy...

Seems just Like
Walking In the park..

And..

Park is like...

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Jurassic park...
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WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND: Wo kaise?
WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya,:-)
1 mai utha ke bhag gayi
Or
1 usne mujhe fek ke maara
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3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kia

1-Muje Gora Bana Do
2-Muje B
3-Hi Hi Hi, Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H
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Ladka- I Love U

Ladki- Tujhe Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya

Ladka- Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bhi Na..

..Propose Kiya Nahi Ki Gift Mangna Bhi Shuru
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Sir- Koun Sa Parinda Sab Se Tez Udta Hai

Studnt- Hathi

Sir- Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Krta Hai

Stdnt- Sahar K Don Hai

Sir- Sabas, Sahi Jawab Hai
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Zindagi Jab B
Rulane Lage,Ap Itna Muskurao K Dard b Sharmane Lge,Nikle Na Aansu Ankho Se AAP K Kbi,Or Kismat b Majboor Hokr Apko Hasane Lge
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Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot...
Moon is too far...
So God gave me a You
so that I can say
'I've my own little Universe"
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I think of u as I smell a rose
I think of u when I see your clothes.
I think of u if I weren't here
Who would love u and call you Dear!!
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Santa Ko Vodafone Me Operatr Ki Job Mili. Or 1st Din Hi Chali Gai,

1st Callr:Meri Vodafone Ki Sim Block ho Gye H.
Santa:To Airtel Ki Lele.
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HaR ROz HAPPY LifE JiYa KiJiyE, MuJh Ko 2, 4 SMS BHi KiYa KijiYe, Ho SaKE To RoZ 1 KaaM KiyA KiJYe,

ZyAdA NaHi BaS DuA Me YaaD KiYA KiJiyE.
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Kitna suna tuna tenu rab ne banaya.

Wah wah..
Kitna suna tune tenu rab ne banaya.
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Meinne tujhe firse april ful banaya..
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KID:y sum of ur hair r white dad?

DAD:evry tym u make me unhpy,1 of my hair turns white.

KID:Nw i understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white
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