kadai paneer banane k liye aapko chaiye...

Patni- Mere Karam Foote They, Warna Mujhe Aur Bhi Achchhe Ladke Mil Rahe They..
Pati- Woh Sachmuch Achchhe They, Tumhare Fande Se Bach Gaye
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GOLU: Ise mahine maine bahut Shopping ki,
Car,Laptop,Iphone,

MOLU:yaar Tumhare papa ka Bussiness kya he

GOLU:Wo pyaaz bhechte hai..!
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Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do

Amma-Mai student hu.

TC-Konse school me?

Amma-Wo q batau.

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karwana he.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jyega
27 din k baad Valentine's Day aa jyega
Abi b waqt h kiSi se Afair chala lo
Vrna ye Valentine b akele hi guzar jayega
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Interviewer- what is the recession?
Candidate- when wine and women replaced by water and wife. That critical stage of life is called RECESSION...
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kadai paneer banane k liye aapko chaiye...
Paneer-1 kg.
Tamatar-5.
Paneer masala- 1 packet.
Namak- swad anusar.
Payaz- Aukaat anusaar..
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Doston ki dastan jab waqt sunata h,
to hume b koi dost yaad aata h,
bhul jate h hum zindagi k gum ko
jab apke saath bitaya waqt yaad aata h.
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Jis Din Band Kar Li Aankhe

Us Din Kai Aankho Me Aansu Aa Jayenge

Jo Kehte He Bahut Tang Karta He yeNEMISH

Wahi Mere Sms Ko Taras Jayege
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Wafa
Ki
Raho
Me

Dil
Ki
Panaho
Me

Meri
Nigaho
Me

Bus
Ek
pyara sa DOST ?
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* $ i r f *
*. Tum .*
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696-DARBAR SAHIB Jaitsri Mahla 4
Ghar 1 Chaupde
Ikonkar Satgur Parsad
Merai Heearai Ratan Naam Har Basiaa
Gur Haath Dhariou Merai Maathaa.
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Suraj dub sakta hai asman nhi.
Phul vik sakte hai khusbu nahi.
Aap sath chor sakte hai,
Apki yadein nhi.
Aap bhul sakte hai
Agar hum nhi.
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KitNa HsiN ChaNd Ka ChehRa H
UsPe RaaT Ka RnG GhRa H
KhuDa Ko YkiN N Tha wFa Pe
TbHi To 1 chaaNd P Hzaaro TaaRo ka PhRa h.
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Bina Zakham Khaye EhsAas Nahi HotA.
Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nahi Hota.
Magar Jiski Arzu Dil Se Ho Jati H,
Wo Hi Shaks Hamare Pas Nahi Hota
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EK Such-
Din-Bhar Kam K Bad Pita Puchte Hai-kitna kamaya?
Patni-kya bachaya?
Bachche-kya laya?
Par Maa puchti hai KUCH KHAYA KYA BETA?
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