Rajnikanth creates new email id:---SMS

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai

humpe mar k Munni badnaam ho gai

Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina

Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai
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Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2011.

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello prakash he?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.
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Patni: Pehle Mere Pati Bhag-Bhag kar Meri Har Khwahish Puri Karte The

Saheli:Or Ab.?

Patni: Ab Farmaish Sunte Hi Bhag Jate hai
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Rajnikanth creates new email id:
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gmail@Rajnikanth.com
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google shockz..
computer blocks..
hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rockz
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Finally Central govt. Found the
reason behind onion price hike...

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Bcoz rajinikanth ordered Onion

Uthappa....
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Ladka- I Love U

Ladki- Tujhe Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya

Ladka- Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bhi Na..

..Propose Kiya Nahi Ki Gift Mangna Bhi Shuru
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Aapke Bina Hum Bejan
Se Lagte He

Baharo Ke Bich B Sunsan
Se Lagte He

Kya Bataye Humari
Bebasi Ka Aalam

Apne Hi Ghar Pe
MEHMAN Se Lagte He
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Mera Pyar Unke Liye Kam Nahi Tha
Kaun Kehta He Isme Dam Nahi Tha
Wo Muje Kahti He Bewafa
Par Haqiqat Me Ye Dhiraj Kisi Majnu Se Kam Nahi Tha
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Raato Ko Mai V Sota Tha
Fir subah Hi-Hello Hota Tha
Jis Din Na Dekhu Use Dil MeraRota Tha
Sayad Yahi Suruwat Thi
Qki Muje Kuch Kuch Hota Tha
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Naam Uska Priya Tha
Pyar Usne Bhi Mujse Kiya Tha
Usne Bewafai Nibhai
Hmne Jaan Tak Uspe Lutaya Tha
Wafa Ke Nam Pe Us Se Sirf Dhokha Paya Tha
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Agar Aapko Afsos He
Ki Apka Intzar Koi Nahi Karta
To 1 Kaam Kare
2Ghante K Lie Toilet Me Beth Jaye
Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar Zarur Krega
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Ye Wo Jagah He
Jo Bazar Nhi He
Yaha Mera Yaha Koi Khridar Nai He
1Bar Ujad Jae to Phir Basna He Muskil
Ye Dil H Mera
Dilli Ka Darbar Nahi He
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