Scientist ki tarah mat socho Wo myau myau hi bolegi--SMS

1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd :baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle, wo ameer h
1st:kese
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa ri h
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Indian cinema industry mein sabse pehle kiska Email ID tha??

Nahi pata?

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SHAMMI KAPOOR ka..

Q ki woh hi sabse pehle bola

YAAHOOO :
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Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Sada K Liye
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa K Liye
Hum Or Kuch Nhi Mangte Tum Se
Bas
('.')
Naak Saaf Kr Lo Zamane Ke liye
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Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai

Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg "PYAAZ" Kharide He

Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)
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1White cat pani me gir gyi
to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho?
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socho?
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Scientist ki tarah mat socho
Wo myau myau hi bolegi
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