Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?--sms

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Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
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Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..

aur

Boys k haatho me??
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Vo mehendi wale haath.
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Agar Apko Is Baat Ka Afsos h,
Ki Apka Intzar Koi Ni krta,
To 1 Kam Kre,
2ghante K Lie toilet Me Beth Jye
Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar ZarUr Krega
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Ek din use na dekha dil udas ho gaya,Kuch hi pal me wo itna khas ho gaya
Ab tak to pata nhi tha muje pr uski judai se pyar ka ehsas ho gaya
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1 hand on pen,Othr on Phone,
1 ear on lecture,Othr on GOSSIP,
1 eye on board Othr on the person u love
Kaun gadha bola student life is easy?
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Dard Hasi Me B Hota H,
Koi Rokar Samjaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi,
Samaj Lena Chahiye Lafzo Ka Takaza,
Koi Dil Chir K Dikhalaye Ye Jaruri To Nhi
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Chahte The Unhe Par IZHAR Na Kar Sake
Kat Gai Umar Hum IKRAR Na Kar Na Sake
Hmari Bhi Kaisi MAJBURI Thi
JUBAN To Thi Par ISTEMAL Na Kar Sake
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Ek Pyara Sa Shakhs Aaj Yad Aya,

Ek Guzra Hua Waqt Aaj Yad Aya,

Chhupa Leta Tha Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me,

Aaj Phir Dard Hua To Wo Yaad Aya.
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