What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?--SMS

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT’s !
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Yeskia . . . . .
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Mushkil is duniya me kuch bhi nahi fir bhi
log apne irade tod dete hai agar sach dilse
ho rishte to sitare bhi apni jageh
unke liya chod dete hai.
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I Can't Find a Reason,
Why Life Introduced You to Me,
But thats not the question 2 b asked.
Question is How Life Knew that i Needed a Friend Like You!
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Dear customer!
we remind you the date of ur bathing validity of
1 year has almost come 2 an end so plz
take a bath on this “Eid”

From Jek

“Aur Nahaoo”
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The purpose of relationship is not
to have someone who makes U complete.....
But to have someone with whom U can
share your incompleteness..!!
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Dil me KHUDA he!
Aakho me NASHA he!
Baat me MAZA he!
Chahat me ADA he!
Andaz me JUDA he!
Pyaar me WAFA he!
Isliye Banda apki DOSTI pe FIDA
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1 Ladka Fail Hua To Uske Papa
Ne Kaha Dekh UsLadki Ko Dekh Wo Tumare Sath
Padti H 1st Ayi h
Boy-Dek Dek Kya Dek?
Usiko Dek-Dek K To Fail Hua
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Meethi baaton se nai hota pyar,
Har phul se nai banta haar
Yu to zindagi me koi aata he aur jata he
Lekin har koi nai banta Aap Jaisa Yaar
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Kash Baate Unki Itni Pyari Na
Hoti
Mulakat Unse Hamari Na Hoti.
Khwabo Mein Hi Dekh Lete
Unko
To Aaj Milne Ki Bekarari Na Hoti
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Ladki se NASHA hota hai,NASHE
se junun,JUNUN se
mehnat,MEHNATse
padhai,PADHAI se CAREER,isliye
CAREER bnane k liye ladki ptana
bhut zaruri h
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GOLU Ne A/C Lagwaya MOLU-
Aapko To Sardi Bahot Lagti Hai,
GOLU-Oye Maine Ulta Lagwaya
Hai
Garam Hawa Andar Aur Thandi
Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
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