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GIRL:Duniya Ko Btado K Tum Mujh$E Pyar Krte Ho
BOY Ne GIRL K Kaan Me Kha:I Luv U

GIRL:Tum Ne Kaan Me Q Kha
BOY:Kyu Ki Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho
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Wife-Mai Driver ko Naukri se nikal rahi hu
Qki aaj me dusri bar marte-Marte bachi hu
Husband-Pls Jaan
use Ek or mauka to do...
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Why indian grls are not in sports
Only 10% are playing hockey,chess

Because 90% are busy with BF

Jaanu ye
jaanu wo

jaanu

jaan le lo jaanu ki
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1stTime in the indian history basic & lifestyle needs are sold at same prices
Pyaz-65/kg
Petrol-65/lt
Beer-65/btle
Govt rocking,citizens shocking
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Teri ankhe jese
Mutter Fry
Awaz jese
Pressure cooker ki seti
Chal jese
Public Transport
Tere Nakhre jese
Govt Officr
Or kya Tarif karu
Ur jhakaas
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Hum To Thak Gaye Kehte Kehte,
Ye Dunia Kaha Manti Hai?
Kya Janoge Boys Tum

Ye Girls,
Exam Aur Love
Dono Me CHEAT Karna Janti Hai
Ryt Na..
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Once King Cobra
Bited Rajnikanth
After 5 Days of Severe Pain..
Finally........
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Cobra Died.

By
NEMISH
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Govt kehti h k
"1 ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k 4 logo ko shikshit banati h"
Pr ladki k padhte tym Colg me 40 ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya...??
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Senior Doctor junior Doctor se:
ward no.12 main behosh paray patient ki kya report hai?

Junior patient: sir uska to maine postmartem kr diya.
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Aftaab Ki Tarah Jalta Hu

Wah Wah

Aftaab Ki Tarah Jalta Hu

Arre Wah Wah Wah

Aftaab Ki Tarah Jalta Hu

Accha, Aab Main Chalta Hu
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N3M15H:
Sonu-Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha

Dukandr-To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli

Sonu-Mahina Ho Gya Muje Khet Me Boye

Ab Tak Murgi Nai Ugi
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Samose Me Dali Sev Aur Chatni, To Chat Ban Gayi

Samose Me Dali Sev Aur Chatni, To Chat Ban Gayi

aeDost
Tum Jo Aaye, Zindgi Ki Watt Lag Gayi
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Kis Had Tak Jana H Ye Kon Janta He
Kis Manzil Ko Pana H Ye Kon Janta He
Dosti K 2 Pal Jee bhr K Jee Lo
Kis Roz Bichad Jana H Ye kon Janta he
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Kuch Sochu To Apka Khayal Aa Jata H
Kuch bolu To Apka Naam aa Jata H
Kab Tak Chupau Dil ki baat
Apki Har Ada par humko Pyar aa jata H.
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Humne Chaha He
Jinhe Wo Lakho Me
Ek He
Jana He
Hamne Unhe Wo
Dil K B Nek He
Unki Diwani To
Sari Duniya He
Lekin Humari
Duniya Hi Wo Ek He.

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YeFlag 26Jan tk hr HindustaniK inbox me hona chahiye ye apka frz h
Jai hind
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Zindgi Itne Dard Deti Hai Fir Bhi Dil me Ummid Rahti H,
Dil Kehta He Wo Nahi Yaad Karte Honge,
Par Wo Yaad Karte Honge Meri Ummid Kehti Hai.
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Ek Aashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha
Wo Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye,
Jinhe Hamne Sirf Apna Banana Chaha.
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