TT:Cm,lets go! S:Wer? TT:Lord Krishna'a birth plce,Jail.:D----sms

Zindgi ki har ek udaan baaki hai
Har mod pe ek imtihan baki hai
Abhi to sirf Aap hi pareshaan hai Mujhse
Abhi to pura Hindustaan baaki hai
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BOY-AaP Meri Wife Jaisi Lagti Ho

GIRL-Oh,
Aapki Wife Ka
Naam Kya Hai?

BOY-Main
Abhi Kunwara
Hu.,
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MORAL-Sikhiye ProPose Karne Ka Naya Tarika
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Is zamane me "AADARSH" Patni kise kehte hai?

Jo Bartan, Kapde, Jadu, Pocha..
In short, ghar ke sabhi kaam..

Karne me Pati ki help kare wo..
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Aaj Ka Vichar-
Duniya Ka Sabse Acha Beta Har Maa Ke Paas Hota He.
Lekin Duniya Ki Sabse

Achchhi Biwi,
Har Padosi Ke Paas Hoti He.
Ha ha ha.
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1Baar GOLU kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
"Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge"

Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
"Bewkuf Ban Gya
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(After Marriage)
Santa: Oye, Bhabhi ka kya naam he?

Banta: Google Kaur!

Santa: Aisa Q?

Banta: Sawaal 1 karo, Jawaab 10 milte he
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Door se dekha to

Salmaan apni pant sukha raha tha..
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Pass ja k dekha to
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Wo dhinka chika dhinka chika pe Nach Raha tha
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In Barishon Se Keh Do Kahin Or Ja K Barsein
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Ye INDIA Hai Yahan Light Chali Jati Hy Barish Aane Se

(',')
<))>
_/|_ Haan Ni T0..
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God-what ur wish?

student-plz Mujhe meri school life louta de.
God-beta Maine Tumhe Mannat Mangne ko kaha tha
"Jannat"nahi..
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Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0vE U ke msg aa rahe hai
Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath)
O kuch nahi g
Aaj WIFE ka cell laya hu.:)
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Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?

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Think..

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Think Hard..

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AGE
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Ek Aadmi bakriyan chara rha tha.
Chikku-in bakriyo ko kaha le ja rhe ho?
Aadmi-school le ja rha hu
Chikku-mujhe pagal smjha hai ky
aaj to sunday h
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I bought a packet of
air,
I was surprised to see that,
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There were few chips in it. :O :D.
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Dedicated to Lays!
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D most serious Ques. in a Girl's mind...
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Evry girl in d world thinks abt it evry day...
"MERE PASS TO KAPDE HI NAHI HAI

AAJ MEIN KYA PEHNU
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Wen u fall horribly,
A frnd vl hlp u to gt up,
A gud frnd vl laugh at u,
&
ur best frnd wil,
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clik ur photo n upload on "Facebook". :-D
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Life me Hamesha Haste,
Gaate aur Muskurate raho...
Taki Tumhe Dekhte hi Log Samajh jaye ki...
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U r UNMARRIED..:-;-)
Think Hatke
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Isse Bada Pj Kaha Milega-

Girl 2 Shopkeeper: Aapke Paas Calculator Hai.?

Shopkeeper: Casio..?
Girl: Mai Thik hu, Aap Sunao. :p :D
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husband's story
20 years ago wn i used 2 returnHOME my new DOG welcomed me by BARKING & my new WIFE by KISSING
Now they've exchanged their habits
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Ladka- Bade Zalim Hai Tere Gali Ke Bacche

Ladki- Kyu, Kya Huwa

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Ladka- Kutte Piche Laga Ke Kehte Hai

'PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA'
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Patient- Dr Saab, Ye Phulo Ki Mala Kish K Liye Hai

Dr- Ye Mera Pehla Operation Hai..

Kamyab Huya To Mere Liye

Nahi To

Tumhare Liye
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Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Police- Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai

Shrabi- Mazburi Thi Sir

Police- Kya Mazburi Thi

Shrabi- Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha
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Sonu Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi

Monu SHAVE Karane Aya

Sonu- Muchh Rakhni Hai

Monu- Ha

Sonu (Muchh Kaat K)- Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai Rakh Le
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Ladki- Agar Mai Mar Jau To Tum Kya Karoge

Ladka- Mai Bhi Mar Jaunga

Ladki- Par Kyu

Ladka- Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai
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Ek Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Maine Hatho Me JAM Utha Liya

Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Aur Fatafat Kha Liya

Note-Sare Ashiq BEWDE Nahi Hote, Kuch BHUKE B Hote H
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Judge- Tumhari Koi Aakhri Khwaish Hai To Bolo

Mujrim- Aapki Beti Se Shaadi, Nokia N8, 5 Crore Rupees, US Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon, 6-7 Bache
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Facebook keeps suggesting me "The pple u may know"
But wen I try to add them..
It again says
"Do u know them personally?" Lolz:D
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Hum Aapko Btaenge Ki Aapka AaneWala Kal Kya He

Wait

Searching

Myne Pata Lga Liya K Aapka AaneWala Kal

Sunday He.:-*
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Life would be perfect if gr'ls had MUTE BUTTONS, guys had EDIT BUTTONS, hard times had FAST FORWARD BUTTONS, & good times had PAUSE BUTTONS.:D
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Santa: Mai Ek Bar Apne Ghar Me Bath'room Gya To Waha Sher Tha.
Banta:Fir Kya Hua?
S: Mene Sher Ko Kaha Pehle Tu Karle Mera Toh Apne Aap Ho Gaya.:P
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1 Sunar Ki BV Ko
1O1 Bacche The
Media Wale Unke
Ghar Pahuch Gye

Reportr-Kya Ye 1O1
Bachhe Aapke H?

BV: Ni
1OO Sunaar Ki 1 Luhaar Ki.:-P
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NjoY!
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Deadliest PJ ever:

Q- Wat wud u call one-fourth of Harbhajan Singh?

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Ans-'Pav Bhajji !' ;)
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Isse Bada Pj Kaha Milega-

Girl 2 Shopkeeper: Aapke Paas Calculator Hai.?

Shopkeeper: Casio..?

Girl: Mai Thik hu, Aap Sunao. :p :D
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TT:Tckt plz
Saint:I dont hav
TT:Wer do u wnt 2 go?
S:Lord Ram's birthplce, Ayodhya!
TT:Cm,lets go!
S:Wer?
TT:Lord Krishna'a birth plce,Jail.:D
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