Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho-SMS

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nai Ata K Kya Kre?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta He
Agar Achi Mile To Pati KAAM Kr Jata He

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Agar koi ladki/ladka tumse mile
Tumse frdsip kre or pehle hi
Tumhe i lov u bole
To Samjh lena.
Ki wo emotionl atyachr ki undrcovr agent hai
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Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate he
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he
Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he..;-)
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Its Ur photo
in park
wit ur Lover,
keep sending me
Msgs or I'll send
Dis photo 2ur dad.
Ha Ha
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Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Krte Dekh Raha Tha
Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya
Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega
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