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Mai Saabit Kar Sakta Hu Aapko English Samajh Nai Aati.
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Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hai

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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest
When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai
Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU
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The new symbol for the Rupee is
actually Rajnikanth's
Signature......!! :P
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Munni ki tapasya bhang hai,Aaj katrina salman ke sang hai,Mujhe chup chap sms karo kyonki,Hum jara dil se Chulbul Aur dimag se 'DABANGG' hai
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Why 'Earthquake' occurs on Earth.?

















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At that time
Rajnikant's Mobile is on VIBRATE MODE.! 
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Hm Kal Raat Aasmaan Pe Tumhre Lie Sitare Lene Gaye Pr Khali Hath Wapas Aa Gaye

Jante Ho Q






Qki"Polythene"To Ghar Pr Hi Bhul Gaye The
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Agar Ladki K Paas Personal Mobile Hai
Face Par Har Waqt Smile Hai
Sar Par Har Roj 1 Naya Hairstyle Hai
To Samzo
"MAA DI LADLI BIGAD GAYI". 
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SaNta iN a Computer exam.

ExamiNer asked, "What is Microsoft Excel?"

SaNta: "It is like Surf Excel to cleaN Computer!!" 
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Mujhe Tumse Mohabbt Ho Gayi Hai, Ye Duniya Khubsurat Ho Gayi Hai Khuda Se Roz Tum ko Mangta Hun, Meri Chahat Ibadat Ho Gayi hai,. 
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