boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his girl frnd.-sms

Asman pr udte howy prindy se ksi ne pocha
kya tumhe Zamen par girne ka dar nai
usny gour se use dekha or
kaha

shkal changi nai gal te changi kr
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Fizao K Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar
Andhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kr
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja
Papa Ki Pasand Krne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.
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Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN
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Kal Raat
Bahut Dino k Baad
Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
?
?

?

ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati..
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Doctor-Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai

Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.

Lady:
Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.
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BOY asked GOD: Y she loves a Rose,which dies in a day,bt
doesn't luv me,who dies 4 her everyday?
GOD Replied
aaye
Haaaayee.
Dialogue.. To dekho.
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boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his girl frnd.
santa brought 2 corner tickets
a1-------a40
singh is king
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teacher ne santa ko ped pe
ulta latakne ki saza di
thodi der baad santa niche gir gaya
teacher-thak gaye?
santa-nahi pakk gaya tha
gud evng.
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santa ne apni bhabi ko bhut mara
dost-
itna q mara yar?
santa:o yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum kis-se bat kr rhe ho wo
kehte-"teri bhabhi se"
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santa-meri pasnd ki ladki ne mujhse shaadi nahi ki
banta-tune use bataaya ke tera chacha crodpati hai.
santa-bataya tha ab wo meri chachi he
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Asman pr udte howy prindy se ksi ne pocha
kya tumhe Zmen par girne ka dr nai
usny gour se use dekha or
kha
shkal changi nai gal te changi kr
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Fizao K Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar
Andhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kr
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja
Papa Ki Pasand Krne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar
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