Ladki- Ish 'Valentine Day' Pe Mujhe Aisa Gift Chahiye Jo Sab Se Mehnga Ho

Arz Karua Hu
Unki gali se gujre, to unka chaubara nazar aaya.

Wah Wah

uska baap bahar aa k bola-hath pair tod dunga jo dobara nazar aaya
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1 Gav me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi
Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chuti aa rahi hai
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MUNNI to SHEILA:

Aag Lage Teri Jawani Ko
Khatam Kar Diya Meri Badnami Ko

Ab Logo Ke Muh Pe He Tera Naam
Sb Bhul Gaye Mera Zandu Balm Ko
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She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude
.
.

Being Single Is My Attitude
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Duniye Me Jeene Ko Pyar Chahiye
Maa-Baap,Bhai-Behen Ka Dular Chahiye
Pr School Se Bchne Ka To 1 Hi Tareeka He
Yha Hr Din Ravivar Chahiye.!
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Boy-May i kiss u.
Grl-No.

Boy again-May I Kiss u.
Grl-No.

Boy gusse se-May I kiss u.

Grl-kutte, kmine, Jbrdsti nhi kar sAkta kya.
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Ladki- Ish 'Valentine Day' Pe Mujhe Aisa Gift Chahiye Jo Sab Se Mehnga Ho

Ladka- Thik Hai, Dunga

Ladki- Kya Doge

Ladka- Sharmate Huye

'PYAAZ'
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Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola- Wah, Kya Item Hai

Ladki Hasi Aur Boli- Ye Item To Tere JIJA Ka Hai
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UnkA MiLna Bhi Ek Khubsurat Kahani Hai
Unka Pyar Pana Hi Zindagani Hai
Muskrahat Bhi Unke Dum Se thi
Aaj Ye Dard Bhi Unki Meharbani Hai..
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Hum b kabhi Muskraya krte the
Ujale me b Shor Machaya Krte the
Usi Ne Jala Dia Meri Hatho ki Lakiro koJis diye Ko Hm Hawase Bachaya krte the
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MeRi AnkHoME AnSu ki TarH BasNe waLi
BHigi PalkOSE MAi TerA Didar kArta Hu
TujhE PanA ThO Ek KHwab hE
YE Jaan K Bhi MAi TuJsE PyAr kArta Hu.
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Kinaro Pe Sagar K Khazane Nahi Ate,
Fir Jeevan Mein Dost Purane Nahi Ate
Jee Lo In Palo Ko Has K Janab
Fir Laut k Dosti K Zaman Nahi Ate
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