DABUR 'Honey' Laga Ke Din Me 2 Baar Chaato..SMS

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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki ched di
Aj panchayat bulai h
Agle k ghar kalesh ho gya or aap new year ki badhai dhund rhe ho
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Biwi: Kya baat hai Aap ne bahut dino baad aaj mera photo kheencha hai??

Husband:Kuch nai Mere sar pe ab Wild-Life photogrphy ka bhut sawaar hua h
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Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi

Mujrim:Ye Humko bola "kaam karvana hai to pehle "MUTTHI" garam kro
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2011 ane wala hai
Apne 2011 ko khush gawar banane k
liye aj rat 11:55pm per 50 Baar ye padho

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East or West NEMISH is the Best.
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Lo ji Arz kia he

Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam.

Wah Wah

Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam.

Khuda ki Qasam
1 Din Bad 2010 Khatam!
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Aap K Pass Koi Naya Msg Hai Kya.?

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Agar Hai To..

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DABUR 'Honey' Laga Ke Din Me 2 Baar Chaato..
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..Q Ki Aap Bhejoge To Nahi
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