MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam

Gf – Chand Kya 6e ?
Bf – Chand 2 6e. 1 Upar Ane 1 Tu.
Marriage Pachhi,
Patni – Chand Kya 6e ?
Pati – Badi  6e ? Tya Upar Su Taro Bapo Tourch Lai Ne Ubho 6e ?
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Vaheli Parodh Na Sapna Ma Tamne Joya 6e,
Tarla Thi Khili Utheli Raat Ma Tamne Joya 6e,
Amari Manjil Hoy Ke Musafari, O Priye...
Har Sath Ma Me Tamne Joya 6e.
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Aa Sbandh Ne Aam J Jarvi Rakhjo,
Dilma Yadona Dipak Jalavi Rakhjo,
Khub J Sundar safar Rahyu 2010 Ma
Tmaro Aa Sbandh 2011 Ma Banavi Rakhjo.
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Divas Viti Gaya Tmara Intezar Ma,
Rat viti Gai Tmara Intezar Ma,
Navu Varsh Mubark Tamne,
2010 viti Gayu Tmara SMS Na Intezar Ma.
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Santa- Mari Patni Jagdo Thay Etle Piyar Jati Rahe Chhe.


Banta- Tu To Nasibadar Chhe Mari Patni To Jagdo Thay To Piyar Vara Ne Ahi Bolavi Le Chhe.
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Dur thi vedna jane E Dost,
Gum hatavi muskan lave E Dost,
Zindgi to mrutyu pachi sath chodide,
Pan Zindgi thi vadhu saath nibhave E Dost.
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Javani Aave To Masti Lage Chhe
Paranya Pacchi Te Sasti Lage Chhe
Teniyo Aave To Vasti Lage Chhe
Ane Pacchi To Love Letter Pan Pasti Lage Chhe.
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Phul Nahi Pankhadi Bani Rahevu 6e,
Pani Nahi Tipu Bani Rahevu 6e,
Nathi Vehavu Koini Aankho Mathi Aansu Bani
Bani Sake To Aam j Hotho Thi Smit Bani Rahevu 6e.
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6okari : Aa Suit No Su Bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : 1500 Rupiya
6okari : uff
Ane pelo pink colour vada no su bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : ji, 2 vaar uff uff..
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6okari : Aa Suit No Su Bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : 1500 Rupiya
6okari : uff
Ane pelo pink colour vada no su bhav 6E?
Dukanvado : ji, 2 vaar uff uff..
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Bani ANSu TaRi ANKHo Ma 6alkai Jais Hu
Bani YaD TaRa Maa Samai Jais Hu
Lakh KoShiS Kar MaNe BHuLVaNi
Pan Bani ITiHaS TaRa Dil ma KoTRai JaiSh hu.
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Pati- Mane Aankhe Ochhu Dekhay Chhe Vicharu Chhu 1 Chashma Banavi Lau,


Patni- Are Revado Aakhi Society Ma Mara Thi Sundar Biju Koi Nathi.
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Mane Radavi Ne Dil Tenu Pan Radyu J Hase
Chehro Aansun Thi Ene Pan Dhoyo Hase
Kadach Na Karyu Hasil Me Prem Ma
Kai Ne Kai Tene Pan Khoyu J Hase.
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Munna Bhai - Are Yaar Sarkit Hu Mari GF Ne Gift Aapva Magu 6u, Bol Shu Aapu?
Sarkit - Bhai Evu Kar Gold Ring Aapi De
Munna BHai - Koi Moti Vastu Batav
Sarkit - To Gold Ring Revado, MRF Nu Tyre Aapi Do
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JAAN LEVA TOTKA:
Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho To 2 Eggs
1 Spon Lal-Mirch
Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Le

Surkhi Aana Shruu Ho Jayegi
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2 makhkhiya movie dekh kar nikli
To ek makhkhi ne doosri makhkhi se kaha

"PAIDAL CHALEGI YA KUTTA KAR LE"
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1980
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo"
2010 "xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
"abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga
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Sonu (Conductor Se)- Agar Chalti Bus Se Kud Na Ho To Kab Kud Na Chahiye

Conductor- Beta Tab Kud Jana..

..Jab Hospital Nazdik Me Ho
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Khush Ho Jao..

Shehnaiya Bajao..

Gaane Gao..

Nacho..

Jashan Manao..

Kyo Ki..

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Hum Aaj Jaldi Uth Gaye Hain..
GOOD MORNING
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AGR PARENTS Shadi k liye Razi Nhi h
Ye lo Var-Mala
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apne luvr ko bejo Or kro Mobilemariage
1idea jo bdale aNDAJ
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GUDeven 2 d last sunday oF thE last weeK oF thE lasT montH OF thE lasT yeaR oF thE 1sT decadE oF thE 1sT cEntUrY oF thE 2nD milleniuM;-)
memorable
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Marwadi donates blood 2 Americn,He gifts him a mercedes car.
Marwadi donats again,
Dis tim he givs An old Cycle

Y?

Nw its marwadis blood in him
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Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Dnt say wah wah. Plz feel d pain

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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam
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Iss Dil Se Door Wo Jaate Bhi Nahi
Haqikat Me Paas Mere Aate Bhi Nahi
Auro Ke Liye Wo Rote He Din Raat
Or Mere Liye Muskurate Bhi Nahi
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Gulshan Me Sabko Jushtju Teri He
Bulbul Ki Jubaan Pe Guftgu Teri He
Har Rang Me Jalwa He Teri Mohabat Ka
Har Phool Me Aaj Mehak Teri He
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Pehle Mera Har Kehna Mante The Wo
Zindagi Se Jayda Hume Chahte The Wo
Aaj Wo Humse Itni Nafrat Karte He
Ki
Apni Yaade Tak Wapis Mangte He Wo
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Yu Mili Ki Mulakat Na Ho Saki
Honth Khule Par Baat Na Ho Saki
Meri Khamosh Nigahe Hr Baat Keh Gayi
Or Unhe Sikayat He Ki Baat Na Ho Saki
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Raaz-E-Muhabbat Ko Kabhi Aam Na Karna
Kabhi Mujhe Badnam Na Karna
Tum Jaan Ho Meri Ye Samajh Lo
Meri Muhabat Ko Kabhi Tum Nelaam Na Karna
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Tum Muhabbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe
Dil De Kar Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe
Meri Aashiqi Kuchh Mangti Hai Tumse
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe
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Dil Me HaLchaL Macha Ke Chhor Gaya
Mujh Ko Apna Bana Ke Chhor Gaya
Kis Tarah Dil Se Bhoola Du UsKo
Wo Jo Sapne Dikha Ke Chhor Gaya
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Intezar Bahut Kiya Jawab Na Aaya
Saari RaaT Soye Koi Khwab Na Aaya
Humne Kar Diya Izahar-E-Mohabat
Lekin Unki Taraf Se Gulab Na Aaya
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Wo Rutha To Hr Baar Manaya Mene
Ye Farz-e-Mohbbt Nibhya Mene
Wo Meri Dahliz Pr Kabhi Aaye Hi Nhi
Jiske Liye Hr Sham Apna Ghar Sjaya Mene
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Apne Andar Hi Simat Jaun To Kya Ho
Har Rishte Se Kat Jau To Kya Ho
Usne Bhi Kab Wade Nibhaye Apne
Me Bhi Wadon Se Palat Jaun To Kya Ho?
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Nhi Hu Me Kisi Ka B Nhi Hu
Agr Khud Apne Jesa B Nhi Hu
Me LogoSe Bahut Darta Hu Lekin
Jo Ru-b-Ru H Us'se Darta B Nhi Hu
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Use Keh Do Muje Stana Chhor De
Dusro K Sath Rehkr Jalana Chor De
Ya To Kr Le Ikraar K MujSe Mohabt H
Ya Guzarte Huye Dekhkr Muskurna Chor De
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Zindgi Ka Sahara H Teri Chahat
Jeene Ka Bahana H Teri Chahat
Bhid Me B Tanha Hota Hu Me
JbSe MujMe Samayi H Teri Chahat
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Dil Lagaya Humne Dillagi Kar Li
Na Kholi Juban Par Baat B Kar Li
Dekh Liya Humne Yu Dil Ka Lagana
Deedar Se Unke Poori Sab Aarju Kar Li
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Teri Bato Me Wafa Hi Wafa Dekhi Thi
Mehkte Huye Pyar Ki Ada Dekhi Thi
Socha N Tha Tum Dur Ho Jaoge
Teri Aakho Me To Chaht Hi Chaht Dekhi Thi
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Aagaz To Hota H Anjam Nhi Hota
Jb Meri Kahani Me Wo Nam Nhi Hota
Jb Teri Zulf Ki Ghata Pe Funa Ho Jaye Koi
Badnam Sahi Lekin Gumnam Nhi Hota
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Zindgi Ka Sahara H Teri Chahat
Jeene Ka Bahana H Teri Chahat
Bhid Me B Tanha Hota Hu Me
JbSe MujMe Samayi H Teri Chahat
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Dil Lagaya Humne Dillagi Kar Li
Na Kholi Juban Par Baat B Kar Li
Dekh Liya Humne Yu Dil Ka Lagana
Deedar Se Unke Poori Sab Aarju Kar Li
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Pehle Kbhi Ye Yade Ye Tanhai Na Thi
Dil Pe Madhoshi Chayi Na Thi
Jane Kya Asar Kar Gyi Uski Bate
Warna Is Tarah Kbhi Yad Kisi Ki Aayi Na Thi
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Agar Tumko H Mere Ashko Ka Haal Dkhna
Takiye K Niche Mera Bhiga Rumal Dekhna
Bolte Nhi He Ansu Mere
Jb Bolenge To Puchenge Kitne Sawal Dkhna
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