New version of sheila~SMS

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Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha He Muje Bata Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu

Son: Kya Batau
Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha

Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
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MOLU-jb Tu school me padhta tha to Teri clas me sabse mehnti kon tha?
GOLU-mai tha
Baki sare bche to bethe rehte the
Mai bench pe khada rhta tha
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New version of sheila~

my name is sheila
sheila ki jawani
jaise behta pani
machli jal ki rani
jeevan uska pani
marjani marjani
anjana anjani..
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Had Ho Gayi Thi Dosto

Jise Dekho

2Din
4Din
1Hafte Pehle Baazi Marne Pe
Tula Hua Tha

Ye Lo

Happy New Year 2012

Maine 1Saal Pehle Baazi Marli
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Aaj 5th January Hai..

Saal Ka Paanchva Din..

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Toh..

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Toh Kya

Nalayako Aab To Msg Bhejo

Aaj Paise Nahi Katenge
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Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?

Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!!
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Chikku lunch time me Roti Ka 1Tukda Khud or 1Murgi Ko Khila Rha Tha
Mikku-Ye Kya h?
Chikku-Hm khandani nonveg h, roz chickn k sath hi roti khate h
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Santa Station Me Khda Tha
Train Ke Aate Hi
Wo Khade-Khade Jhuk Q Gaya.
Qki

Train Se Aawaz Aa Rahi Thi

Jhuk..Jhuk..
Jhuk..Jhuk!!
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=>If I Was a Dog & U Were a Flower

Wah Wah

If I Was a Dog & U Were a Flower

I Should Lift My Leg & Give U a Shower

Now Tell..Wah Wah.
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santa: bhai
jaldi jao,
tumhare
ghar me barsaat ka paani ghus gaya hai
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banta: chal be jhute
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ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai.
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YE DOSTI KA RISHTA TUTE NA KBHI, ae DOST TU MUJHSE RUTHE NA KBHI, KRTE H RAB SE BAS YAHI FARIYAD DUR RAHKAR BHI APNI DOSTI CHHUTE NA KBHI.
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Kharid Sakte unhe To Apni zindgi Bech kr bhi Kharid Lete....... Par Kuch Log 'Qeemat' Se Nhi 'Qismat' se Mila Krte Hai...
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Meri tnhayi ka mujhe gila nhi
kya hua jise caha woh mujhe mila nhi phir bhi dua krenge tere vaste
tujhe wo sab kuch mile jo mujhe mila nahi
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Padhai Ka Over Dose-

Mere Sapne Me Aayi Ek Pari


Wah Wah


Mere Sapne Me Aayi Ek Pari



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