PAN PARAG Tambaku Bidi Cigrate--SMS

Frnd means no asking,
Frnd means no reasoning,
Frnd means just believing..
&
Frnd is dat who never believe in last 3 alphabets of "FRIEND"
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PAN PARAG
Tambaku
Bidi
Cigrate
Bhang
Ganja
Beer
Daru
Heroine
Charas
Apheem
Chilam
Cigar

Ye to kuch nahi,
isse jyada nasha to apni dosti me he..
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Hasino k chehre pe hr wqt khusi hoti h.
Un k labo pe hr wqt hasi hoti h,
Pr jis hsina pe ye dil ata h
Wo pehle se hi kisi or se fasi hoti h
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Khubiya itni nahi hum mein,
ki tumhe har pal yaad aayenge,
par itna aitbaar hai hume khud pe,
ki aap bhi kabhi hume bhul nahi payenge.
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Samet lo in haste hue nazuk palo ko
Na jane ye lamhe kal ho na ho
Ho b ye lamhe to kya malum
Shamil apke un palo me hum ho na ho
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Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kam h

Hmari to Dosto K Bina Gujrti nhi Sham h

Kese Bhul Skte h Hm Un Dosto Ko
Jo Hmari Zindgi Ka Dusra Naam hai
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"HaR KaMYaBi Pe AaPKa NaaM Ho,
"AaPKe HaR KaDaM PaR DuNiYa Ka SaLaM Ho,
"THaND Ka SaMNa HiMMaT Se KaRNa,
"HuM NaHi CHaHTe Ki AaPKo JuKaM Ho.
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Profesr 2 studnt:
Wat z "Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder?"

student: Jimba Lomba Bomba!!

Prof:ye kya tha?

Stdnt: pehle tu bta vo kya tha
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Aap ki Dosti hi meri jaan hai,
Shayad is hakiqat se aap anjaan hai,
Mujhe khud nahi pata me kaun hu,
Kyunki aap ki Dosti hi meri pehchaan hai.
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Aapko Koi Gam Hai To Khushi Hum Denge
Ro Rahe Ho To Hansi Hum Denge
Udas Ho To Umang Hum Denge
Ab Muskura Bhi Do
Nahi To
2 Laat Hum Denge
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