"BaaP re BaaP KYa THAND lag Rahi hai... --sms

Chikku-Kal adhi raat ko bijli kadak rahi thi,tumne suna nahi?
Mikku-Tune mujhe jagaya Q nahi,tu janta nahi bijli kadakte samay mein so nahi sakta
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Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend-

"If you don't wanna see me smoking, then u better find other ways to keep my lips busy". . . ;-)
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The real value of infinity s known when we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam & see the no. of pages to be read !! ;-):-D
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Ek Tasveer Jo Khawabon Me Aa Jaati Hai
Aur Soye Hue Jazbaat Jaga Jaati Hai..
Aaj Bhi Unki Yaaden Akele Me
Muskaan Ban Kar Khil Jaati Hai.
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LOVE CALENDER Jan-Rose
Feb-Propose
Mar-Gift
Apr-Lift
May-Chating
Jun-Dating
Jul-Kiss
Aug-Miss
Sep-Drop
Oct--Escape
Nov-Rest
Dec-Next
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Aisi kaun si cheej hai jo khareedne wala pehenta nhi hai aur pehenne wala karidta nhi?




?


Nhi pata





Huggies.
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Agar Koi Dost
Nahi To
"Life_Is_Jail"

Agar
Bure Dost
Ho To
"Nothing_Is_ Well"

Agar
Dost Apke
Jaisa Ho To
"All_Is_Well"
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Sardar To his FRiEND:
"Yaar 1 LADKI Muzko HAS K Dekh rahi he,
kya Karu?"
Friend:
Pehle confirm kar,
HAS k Dekh rahi he Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi he
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Ishq Na Karna Ye Ladkiya Bahut staati h
na Karna Inpe aitbar
ye Kharcha Bahut karati hai recharge aap kara k dete ho
Or Number Mera lagati h
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Har Pal,
Har Waqt,
Har Din,
Har Lamha,
Har Ehsaas Aur
Dil ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai.









"BaaP re BaaP KYa THAND lag Rahi hai...
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