Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Nibhaynge
Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge
Par Maan Jana Manane Se
Warna
Raat Ko Bori Me Bharke Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge
===================
Kisi bewafa ki yaad me humne haton me JAM utha liya......
phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya...
moral: sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote..
=====================
MATHS Teacher :
"How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....??"
Student:
"By Making Juice"
Think hatke... Student rocks
========================
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Nibhaynge
Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge
Par Maan Jana Manane Se
Warna
Raat Ko Bori Me Bharke Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge
=============================
Pesh Hai World's Most Painful Shayari..
Dil Mein Chubhi Sui..
Gaur Farmaiyega
Dil Mein Chubhi Sui..
Uui Uui Uui Uui Uui Uui
============================
Sonu- Oye, Marr Gaya..
..Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath-Saath Aa Rahe Hai
Monu- Tune Meri Dil Ki Baat Keh Di Yaar..
..Mai Bhi Yahi Bolne Wala Tha
========================
Nadan The Tufan Ko Kinara Smjha,
Bejan Chehron Ko Sahara Smjha.
Chaha Tha Jinko O Log Sahil Pe The
Hme Dubte Dekha or Khubsurat Nazara Smjha
==========================
Bina"Pukare Hume Sath Paoge
Karo Wada Ki DoSti Ap b Nibaoge
Matlb
Ye Nhi Ki RoZ Yad Karna
BaS
Yad Rkhna Tab
Jab
Akele-Akele CHOCOLATE Khaoge
=====================
Santa-meri pasnd ki Ladki ne Mujhse Shaadi Nahi Ki
Banta-Tune Use Bataaya Ke tera CHACHA Crodpati Hai.
Santa-bataya tha Ab Wo Meri CHACHI He
=======================
Today is
Happy Balance Day
So recharge my cell
Rs20=Nice Friend
Rs50=Sweet Friend
Rs150=Cute Friend
Rs250=Good Friend
Rs500=Best Friend
=====================
Zamane Ki har JANNAT
Aap k naam ho,
Ye Zindgi Ki khushiya
Aap k naam ho,
Dil Se dua hai
Aap k liye..
2011 me hone wali
Shadiyon me Aapka
========================
Mera Wajud Sirf Meri dosti Se Hai
Muje Gurur Bahut Apni dosti Pe Hai
Muje Chahte He Aur B Bahut Log
Magar Muje dosti Sirf Apno Se Hai
=========================
Kyarek ene mari prit samjai jashe,
Tyare hraday tenu munjhai jashe.
Pachi shodhse mane aakha sansar ma,
Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije
===============
Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge
Par Maan Jana Manane Se
Warna
Raat Ko Bori Me Bharke Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge
===================
Kisi bewafa ki yaad me humne haton me JAM utha liya......
phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya...
moral: sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote..
=====================
MATHS Teacher :
"How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....??"
Student:
"By Making Juice"
Think hatke... Student rocks
========================
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Nibhaynge
Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge
Par Maan Jana Manane Se
Warna
Raat Ko Bori Me Bharke Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge
=============================
Pesh Hai World's Most Painful Shayari..
Dil Mein Chubhi Sui..
Gaur Farmaiyega
Dil Mein Chubhi Sui..
Uui Uui Uui Uui Uui Uui
============================
Sonu- Oye, Marr Gaya..
..Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath-Saath Aa Rahe Hai
Monu- Tune Meri Dil Ki Baat Keh Di Yaar..
..Mai Bhi Yahi Bolne Wala Tha
========================
Nadan The Tufan Ko Kinara Smjha,
Bejan Chehron Ko Sahara Smjha.
Chaha Tha Jinko O Log Sahil Pe The
Hme Dubte Dekha or Khubsurat Nazara Smjha
==========================
Bina"Pukare Hume Sath Paoge
Karo Wada Ki DoSti Ap b Nibaoge
Matlb
Ye Nhi Ki RoZ Yad Karna
BaS
Yad Rkhna Tab
Jab
Akele-Akele CHOCOLATE Khaoge
=====================
Santa-meri pasnd ki Ladki ne Mujhse Shaadi Nahi Ki
Banta-Tune Use Bataaya Ke tera CHACHA Crodpati Hai.
Santa-bataya tha Ab Wo Meri CHACHI He
=======================
Today is
Happy Balance Day
So recharge my cell
Rs20=Nice Friend
Rs50=Sweet Friend
Rs150=Cute Friend
Rs250=Good Friend
Rs500=Best Friend
=====================
Zamane Ki har JANNAT
Aap k naam ho,
Ye Zindgi Ki khushiya
Aap k naam ho,
Dil Se dua hai
Aap k liye..
2011 me hone wali
Shadiyon me Aapka
========================
Mera Wajud Sirf Meri dosti Se Hai
Muje Gurur Bahut Apni dosti Pe Hai
Muje Chahte He Aur B Bahut Log
Magar Muje dosti Sirf Apno Se Hai
=========================
Kyarek ene mari prit samjai jashe,
Tyare hraday tenu munjhai jashe.
Pachi shodhse mane aakha sansar ma,
Pan tya sudhi ma to maru bije
===============
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