Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Mein Fsa Gayi-SMS

Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP
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Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha
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Dosto

Agar 2010 Me Mujh Se Koi Galti Hui Ho Ya Meri Koi Baat Aap Ko Buri Lagi Ho

To

To

Lagte Rehne Do

Me 2011 Me Bhi Baaz Nahi Aaunga
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CID+Rajnikant

Chaabi Lagate Hi Sab Darwaze Khul Gaye

Chaabi Lagate Hi Sab Darwaze Khul Gaye

Aur RAJNIKANT K Aate Hi Sab CID Ko Bhul Gaye
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Abhi Mat Dhundna Mujhe Duniya Ki Tanhai Me

Abhi Mat Dhundna Mujhe Duniya Ki Tanhai Me

Thand Bahut Hai

Hum Milenge Ap Ko Sirf Apni Razaai Me
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Final warning guys.
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No more Rajnikant jokes pls,

He Has felt so bad,
..dat he has started crying now,
I can't take these rains in january !
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Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1

"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
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When Rajnikanth was a student!!!
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You cant guess this...
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Teachers used to bunk!
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** Merry Christmas to u all frnds **
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Dhire-2 umar kat jati hai
Zindagi yadon ki kitab ban jati hai
Kabhi kisi ki yaad bahut tadpati hai
Aur kabhi yadon ke sahare zindagi kat jati hai.
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SONINEMISH.COM
Apko meri Taraf se

Aur Mere Tamam Frnds ki Taraf se,

Aur mere Chahne Walo ki tarf se,

Aur Sare HINDUSTAN Ki Tarf se.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai..?
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Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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1 GaDhA 4 FeEt Ki RasSi Se BnDhA ThA
BtAo Vo 8 fEeT DuR Pdi GhAaS KeSe KhAyEgA?



BaTaO?


HaAr MaN Li?


MaN Li Na


GadHe Ne b MaN Li Thi
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Char Lines Pesh Kar Raha Hu.
Pasand Aaye To Subhanallah Keh Kar Duaon Se Navaziyega..









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Shukriya!
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Guru Gyan
Apni zindgi Me koi kam karne Se pehle Hamesha kisi Ladki Se mashwara lena


or wo jo mashwara de uska ulta karna


Kamyab Rahoge
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KARINA & KATRINA dono hi ek jesi & gori he

Q?

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata na?

Ok

Qki dono k naam me RIN ata he
RIN de chamkane vali safedi
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Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Badhti Hai.





Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Mein Fsa Gayi

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_/ \_ UuueeiiMaa
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Chand Nikla Roshni Sar-e-Aam Hui
Wah Wah Wah
Chaand Nikla Roshni Sar-e-Aam hui
Pehle Maa Ka Ladla Bigda, fir Munni Badnam Hui..:-}
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Kaise Kahe Apse Pyar He Kitna,
HumKo Aap Par Aitbar He Kitna,
Kuch Nahi Kehte Khamos Rehte He
Par Dil Hi Janta He
Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna.
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Meri Deewangi Ki Koi Hadd Nahi
Teri Surat Ke Siva Kuch Yaad Nahi
Mai Hu Phool Sirf Tere Gulshan Ka
Tere Siva Mujhpe Kisi Or Ka Haq Nahi
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Ek "AAH" Jo "DIL" Ko Rula De;
Ek"WAAH"Jo "MANN"Ko Bahela De;
Ek "RAAH"Jo "MANZIL" Ko Mila De; Aur...
Ek "S.M.S." Jo Apno Ki ""YAAD"" Dila De
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Har kamyabi pe aapka naam ho

Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam ho

Thand ka samna himmat se karna

Hum nahi chahte ki aapko jukam ho
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Koine Prem Karso To Tadapso Nai
Prem Ma Tadapo To Radso Nai
Jo Rado To Koine Kaheso Nai
Pan Jo Kaho To AtluJ Kahejo K
"PREM KADI KARSO NAI"
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Nikle jab aansu uski aankhon se,
Dil kiya sari Duniya jala du,
Phir socha honge duniya me uske bhi apne,
Kahi anjaane me usse aur na rula du
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Humare bich nazdikiya kabi kam na ho
Khuda kare tumhe koi gam na ho
Jis din tute ye rista apna
Khuda kare us din hum na ho
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Sirf Ek Yaado Ka Silsila Reh Gaya,
Khuda Jane Unse Kya Rishta Reh Gaya.
Ek Chand Chup Gaya Jane Kahan,
Or Ek Sitara Use Dhundta Reh Gaya.
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Tum ho to sab silsile ache lagte he
Is chahat ke silsile ache lagte he
Dur jana magar laut ana
Mujhe tum se tumhi tak ke fasle ache lagte he
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Dil "Ka Dard Abhi Jaari Hai,

Aaj Ka Din Bahut Hi Bhari Hai,

Dil "Ka TuTna Koi Nayi Baat Nahi.

DosTo

Aaj Meri
To
Kal Kisi Or Ki Baari Hai
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Zindgi K Bare Me Socha Nahi Karte
Mohabat K Anjan Ki Parwah Nahi Krte

Jo Marte Hai Kisi Ak Par

Wo Baar_Baar Dil Ka Sauda Kiya Nhi Krte
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A Chand Mere DoSt Ko 1 Tohfa Dena
Taro Ki Mehfil Sang Roshni Karna
Chhupa Lena Kisi KoneMe Us Andhere Ko
Hr Rat K Bad 1Khubsurat Svera Dena
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Fariyaad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya
par humne na isko mahsus kiya
shukrguzaar hai hum us khuda ke SaNaM
jo bin mange aap jesa Pyar diya.
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