If hypothetically, Lara Croft had sex with Garrett, which would be hard because the two live in alternate universes and different time periods, but not entirely impossible because Lara Croft does like to do weird stuff with weird artifacts that may lead her to bend space and time... then the child conceived would not be unlike the Demon Hunter, the final class reveal for Diablo 3.
She sounds like her mother, wields two crossbows and likes to spew really punchy one-liners whilst felling plenty of monsters. And she looks like an absolute cliche of a ranger class, but whatever, it's still more Diablo 3. Check below for the reveal trailer which I have to say isn't really that inspiring when the graphics are rather low-fi and a bit cheesy. But meh, Diablo 3.
(I imagine Starcraft fans think exactly as I'm doing now when SC2 came out)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMZvOcVwtOQ&feature=player_embedded
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