Jay&Viru Ki Team Ne 20over Me 150Run Diy.Aur Extra Me 200Run Diye Q?--SMS

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1chuhe ne haathi se kha-yaar apni shirt do din ke liye dena.
Hathi hskr ha..ha pahnega kya ?
Chuha-nahi ghr me saadi hai,tambu lagwana hai.
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Kya Bharosa H Zindgani Ka

Insan BulBula H Pani Ka

Aaj Jee Rhe H
Kapde Badal Badal Kar

Kal Ek Kapde Me
Le Jaynge
Kandhe Badal Badal Kar..
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Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray
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K0i b SmS nhi karta,
Kya "Faqeer"Ho gaye sare
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Snta:Meri T-shirt ulti kark pres krna.

After 2dys T-shirt pres hui?

Bnta:2din se pres krne ki kosish kr rha hu pr muje ulti nhi aarhi h.:
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Roj Roj tufan nahi aate.
Har roj haseen lamhe nahi aate.
Ji lo ye jindagi jab hum sath hai.
Kyuki har janam me "mere " jaise "DOST nhi aate
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Tum B Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara B Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega ;)
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Beautiful line written at petrol pump...
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"AVOID GIRLFRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% Petrol." ;-)
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Golden words by Great Man

'' A man who is behind drugs, alchohol, cigerettes is more safe than a man who is behind a 'GIRL' !!'' :-)
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SHOLEY Ki Team Ne IPL Me Part Liya-
Jay&Viru Ki Team Ne 20over Me 150Run Diy.Aur Extra Me 200Run Diye Q?
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Qki Wicket Keeper THAKUR Tha..!
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Mujhe Ji Bhar Ke Rone Do

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Yaaro..

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Kyu Ke..

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Sari Ladkiyo Ke Number Mobile Se
Mummy Ne Delete Kar Diye Hai.
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BF- Mere 7 Chalogi
GF- Kidhar

BF- Aap Jidhar Bolo Udhar
GF- Thik Hai, Shopping Karne Chalte Hai

BF- Kasam Se DIDI, Apse Mazak Karna B Gunah Hai
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Position Of a HUSBAND Is Like a 'Split AC'-

No Matter How Loud He Is Outside But Inside The House

He Is Designed To..

..Remain Silent
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Green Green Baag Me Hare Hare Totey

Green Green Baag Me Hare Hare Totey

Hum To Subha Uth K Naha Lete, Aap To Muh B Nai Dhote
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Ladka- Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki Ki Talash Hai

Ladki- Lo Mai Aa Gayi

Ladka- Thik Kiya Yaar..

..Chalo Aab Use Khojne Me Meri Help Karo
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