AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me----sms

What Will Rajnikant Complain

To A Dentist...?

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Think....

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Doctor Sahab

Raat Ko Paani Pee Raha Tha To

Daant Me TITANIC Phans Gaya

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Mere chup rehne se naraz na hua kro dost

suna h k smart log kam bola krte h

<(',')> oh my god

)( mummy meri

_//_ nazar utaro

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Patni- Soch Rahi Hu Ki Apni Sari Daulat Kisi Sadhu Ko Daan Kr Du (Tabhi Pati Uth K Jane Laga.)

Patni- Aab Tum Kaha Ja Rahe Ho

Pati- Sadhu Ban'ne

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Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose,

Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose

Laila ka attitude to dekho Wo

boli-Bhaag bhaag

d.k bose d.k bose

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Boy- Do U Love Me?

Girl- Yes.

Boy Starts Running..

Girl- Where r U Going.?

Boy- I'm Going To Update My Relationship Status On 'facebook

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Zindgi Ki Suruat S se Hoti Hai

S4 Suraj

S4 Subah

S4 Sham

S4 Samay

Us k Bad

S 4 Sagai Ho Jaye

Fir

Shadi

Fir Saas,Sasur

Sali,Sala

Fir

Styanaas

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Hum tumhari Chaahat me itni

Door nikal aye h

JAAN

Ki ab Rikshay wala waapis jane ke

500Rs

Maang raha Hy

(.")

/ )

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Ab pedal hi aa rha Hu

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GOLU: Hum Itne Garib hai ki humare paas Ek kutta bhi nhi hy

MOLU: Ha Bhai

Raat me chor aa jae to hum dono me se kisi Ek ko bhaunkna padta hy

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Ek shop k bahar Likhi Gayi Best Line-

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayega

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Wo bhi Un ke Maa Baap se pooch kar.

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Ache Acho ne hmare aage pani bhara he

Wah Wah

Ache Acho ne hmare age pani bhara he

Qk

'SARKARI HANDPUMP' mere hi ghar k bahar laga he

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Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar Drive Kar Rahe Hai Aapko Rs5000 Ka inam Diya Jata Hai

Aap Iska Kya Kroge

Santa-Mai Is se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga

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A Friend Of Mine Said: "0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry

That Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.

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A boy romantically to his gf: I can see d whole world in ur eyes..

A passerby listens n says:

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road pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna :p

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U R One Of D Most CUTE

Persons In D World!!

Just A Second,Dnt

Misunderstand.

CUTE Means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..he he he lolz

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Power of Gals:

A Boy Makes a Mistake,

Gal Scolds him,

Boy says"Sorry"

Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,

Boy Scolds her,

Girl Cries

Boy Says 'Sorry";-)

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A NEGATIVE person sees d glas of watr half empty

A POSITIV persn sees it half full

Bt u b REALISTIC persn. Add 60 ml whisky 2 it &say CHEERS.

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A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u".

gal says-"is it u or d beer talkng?".

boy replies,"its me.

talking 2 my beer, u shut up"

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Teacher-Ye kiska Signature he

"@@@@@@@"

Student-Meri mummy ka.

Teacher-aisa kaisa naam hai?

Student-Ji,wo unka naam hai "JALEBI BAI" :D

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Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy : Xsuse Me

Girl : Jee Kahiye

Boy : Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf se Apko Happy Mother's Day..

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"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....

Dats y it is said dat

"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN.

JOKEZONE

By

Avneet

(name of smiles)

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Usne Mujhe Raat Ko Kabaristan Me Akela Chhor Diya Dosto.. 

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Ye Keh Kar Ki.. 

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'Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya'

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Height Of Oohh Shit-

A Boy Throws a Love Letter To a Girl, But It Falls On Her Brother

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And

Her Brother Was Gay..

Oohh.. Shitt..

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Bohat Dabaya Pait Magar Nahi Aya Poon

Wah Wah

Bohat Dabaya Pait Magar Nahi Aya Poon

Lekin Jab Aaya Poo

To Sab Ne Kaha

Oooon Hooon

Oooon Hooo

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Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai

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Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai

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Fir Kya

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4 Baj Gaye Lekin Party Abhi Haki Hai

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Santa- Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai..

..Sharbat Me Dala To Paht Gaya

Doodh Wale Ne Pucha-

Konse Sharbat Me Dala Tha

Santa-

LIMBU PANI Me

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RimZhim RimZhim

' , ' , ' , ' , '

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/____,_/ \ .;';';.

l__[]__l_ l ,,)(,,

Enjoy The 1st Rain..

HAPPY MONSOON

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AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

..Mai Paidal Aata Hu

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