Tera TALLUQ Mere Liye 1TOHFA He KHUDA ka Jo Kbi Na TuTe Wo RISHTA H WAFA ka----sms

GOLU: oye banta machli khayega?
MOLU:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai
GOLU: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena
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Arz Karta Hu
Seene me dil Hai
Dil me dard Hai
Dard me Fariyaad Hai

Fariyaad me Gujarish
Or
Gujarish Me Ritik or Aishwarya Hai
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Saas ki Demand-

Ladki
Khubsurat ho
Ameer ho
Padhi likhi ho
Kam umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj me mahir ho

LAdKI ki Demand
SiMple- Saas photo me ho!
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Teachar-Agar aise hi padhte Rahoge to kabi b kuch bhi nai kr paoge
Student-Jb Zindagi me kuch nai banuga to mai b apki tarah ek teachar ban jauga
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Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..
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Journalist to SANTA: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon SaHai?

SANTA: O So Nice Question...
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-
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BoyFriend-Darling,Mai to Tumhare Liye Pagal Ho Chuka Hu..
GirlFriend-Ab ki hai na Tumne Samjhdari Wali Baat.
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MOLU: Me Aisa Kya Kru
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jau Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho.
GOLU: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De
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Uske chhor jane k baad main to marne hi wala tha..

ki achanak yaad aaya

uski cousin ne bhi apna number diya tha,,

Jaan me Jaan aa gayi:)
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PATI:Khana taiyar hai?
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu
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Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..
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Funny but true :
Love is so beautiful wonderful and amazing It is best thing in the world..
.

.

until it happens to your daughter -Shakespeare.
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Son-Dad,if u see a 10Rs note & a 5Rs note on d floor,which wil u take?

Dad-The 10Rs of course!

Son-Thats so STUPID!
Why not take both? ;-)
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Boy(romanticly):
i wana tel u smthng
Girl
its nt gud 2 talk while eatin
(aftr eating)
G:nw tel me
Boy
der ws a cockroch in ur food
ab banle heroin
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Air and students have the same mentality.

HOW..?

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Both turn the book pages without reading..!!;-)
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According to doctor,

A MAN is declared dead when his HEART ceases to BEAT
&
A WOMAN when her TONGUE ceases to MOVE-:p
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Join ur 5 frnz & NJoY!
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Boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his GirlFriend.

Santa Brought 2 corner tickets..
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A-1----------A-40
:p
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In U.P
Mother To Dctor On Phone-Mere Bachhe Ko Current Lga He Me Kya Karun?
Dr-Pehle Aap Allah Ka Shukr Ada Kare Ki Aapki Taraf LIGHT Arahi He.:p
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Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs1O,OOO Lagenge.
Husband: pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 1O1 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat: Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija.:-D
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Intzaar karwana humko bhi sikha do
Apni dosti k album me hume b jagah do
humari dosti Aapko yaad hai ki nahi?
Hoton se na sahi msg se hi bata do
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PATI:Khana taiyar hai
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu
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"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase & wen i'm blessed wit a person lik u, my memories r worth keeping 4ever!
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Girl-Meri Skin Bahut Soft And Sensitive hai
Aur Rang Bhi Gora hai.
Main Sone Se Pehle Kya Lagau??
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Doctor: Darwaje ki "KUNDI"!
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Aap agar...

S.S.C.
H.S.C.
M.Com
B.A.
MBA
B.E.
B.ED
B.SC
M.
BBA
BCA
LLB
Y.A.
MBBS

Pass ho to batao ke'VADA PAV'ko English me kya kehate hai?;
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Ankho Me Basne Wala Pyara Sa Isara Ho
Andheri Raat Me Chamkta Sitara Ho
Chubh Nahi Sakti Udasi kabhi usko
Jiska Koi Dost Itna Pyara Ho.
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"DIL CHEER Ke Dikhau To DARD Dhund Nai Paoge
"Wah Wah"
"Dil Cheer k Dikhaun To Dard Dhund Nahi Paoge,"Qki"
DARD To PAIRO Me H...Kab DABANE Aaoge
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Tera TALLUQ Mere Liye 1TOHFA He KHUDA ka
Jo Kbi Na TuTe Wo RISHTA H WAFA ka
HM Tujko Kbi BhuLa Nhi Skenge
Tujse RISHTA H Aisa
Jaise LaB Or DuA'Ka
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