KYA APKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai----sms

Lady 2Dr-Inki Bimari theek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Nhi,kal inki biwi mayke se aane wali he
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Love v/s Daru
Luv-pagal banata h
Daru-mood fresh krti h
Luv-me nend nhi ati h
Daru-p k nend achi ati h
Luv-me date k 2000/-
Daru-1 botle k 350/
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1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai

1- Samose k sath extra Chatni.

... Aur

2- Without Boyfrnd wali acchi Patni
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A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015..
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Petrol Loans available here
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Judge-Aab Agar Kisi Ne Bhi Shor Kia Toh Usse Bahar Kar Dunga

Quedi Chillaya-O.O.Ha.Ha.Hee Hee.Ho.Ho

Mai Cheekh Raha Hu, Mujhe Bahar Kar Do
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Puri LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he

Par 1 WIFE ko sudharne k liye puri LIFE b kam he

-Swami Dukhiya Nandji
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Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h wo 5sec bad behosh hojte h
1

2

3

4

5

nhi hue na

smrt hote to behosh hote

Muje to 2din bad aj hosh aaya hy
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Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing
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TATA motors COMDEDY:

Sir-What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
M.D-Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3
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Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.:p
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Funny Quote:
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....

CRAZY WORLD..
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POEM 4 U
Ink is red
Sky is blue
A friend like u
Should be kept in zoo!!;-)

Dont get angry, u will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at U
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She said:
Give Me some Punishment for Loving you!
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I told Her Dad that She is Loving Me...
Hope you Understand what Happened Next.. :-P
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Ladkiya Ek Dusre Ko Gift Deti He
Flower
Perfume
Necklace
Earrings
Suit
Ladke Kya Dete H?

ANS-Ye Le Ladki Ka Number,Bas mera naam mat batana.
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A psychological report:
When 2 Indian Couples come face 2 face

' WIVES ' look at each other's Sarees &

' HUSBANDS ' look at each other's Wife
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New Theory:-

Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends just..
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Slap them & say, kam bol kam.
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Ldke Ne Prpose Kiya
Ldki Ne Mana Kr Diya

Ldka-3O Din Tere Ghar K Niche Khda Rhunga

30ve Din Ldki- I Lv U

Ldka-Chal Hatt,Teri Padosn Set Ho Gayi
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Height Of Behaving Cool..

Professor To Sonu-

Nalayak, Class Me Mobile Pe Baate Kyu Kr Raha Hai

Sonu-

Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hai Isliye
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Heere Me Chamak Hai Aur Sone Me Damak Hai

Heere Me Chamak Hai Aur Sone Me Damak Hai

Wo Sab To Thik Hai

Par

KYA APKE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai
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Jyotishi Santa Se- Badhai Ho, Aaj Tumhari Patni Ko Zarur Dhan Labh Hoga

Santa- Aap Sach Kah Rahe Hai..

..Aaj Mai Aapna Batua Ghar Bhul Aaya Hu
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Sonu Ne Nayi Car Li

Aur Drive Pe Nikla

Thoda Aage Gaya To Toll Plaza Aaya

Waha Aadmi Bola- Haa Sonuji?

Sonu- Full Kar Do Yaar
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Madam- Is Dashak Ki 4 Sab Se Badi Ghatnaye Batao

Student-

1.Pappu Paas Ho Gya
2.Munna MBBS Ban Gya
3.Munni Badnaam Ho Gai
4.Sheela Jawan Ho Gai
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Tcher: Ur Son Is Very Good But Spends Time Thinking About Gir'ls.
Mother: If U Find Solution Plz Advise, I Have Same Problem With His Father..:-P
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Studnt wrote a letter
2 his fathr frm hostel
Dear dad!
No money,No fun.
ur son!
His fathr replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
ur Dad.:-D
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BEST THIRD GRADE JOKE EVER:
Your wi'fe is your right hand.... but in the absence of your wi'fe, your right hand becomes your wi'fe......:-P
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She said:
Give Me some Punishment for Loving you!
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I told Her Dad that She is Loving Me...
Hope you Understand what Happened Next.. :-P
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