Bv:Apne Shadi Se Phle Mri Nende Churai Thi Un K Bare M Kya Khyal H

GOLU: Tu muje 3 crore Rs de De Mai tujhe 2 month ke baad lota dunga
MOLU (after 2m)-chal apna wada pura kar

GOLU
) (
(___)
ye Le LOTA
----------------------------------------
Pati Bv Chori K BareMe Bat Kr Rhe The
PATI:Jo Chori Krta H Wo Pachtata Zaror H
Bv:Apne Shadi Se Phle Mri Nende Churai Thi Un K Bare M Kya Khyal H
-------------------------------------------
Arz Karta Hu....
Munni ki badnami dil ko bhayi

Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang layi

Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai

Jab se aayi hai

JALEBI-BAI
------------------------------------
A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Kutta
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bakri
H For Ghora

Ye Msg 10 Logo Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Kre
---------------------------------------
Baarish ka zamana hai,
SMS karke aapko
satana hai,
Mousam bhi diwana hai,
10-20 SMS aap bhi kar do,
kya balance bacha k
"Sasural" lekar jana hai
-----------------------------------
Awesum msg:-
Get Married

nt for urself,
but

for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day
----------------------------------
Faithful Husbands Go Straight To Heaven..!
!
!
!
!
!
!
While

Unfaithful Husbands Enjoy Heaven On Earth..!!

Choise Is Urs..
---------------------------------------
Rulz of Boyzzz . .

Dhoka mila jab pyar me,

zindagi me udasi chha gai,

:(

socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,

kambakht doosri pasand aa gai
---------------------------------------
Kisi Ko Kisi Bhi Exams Me Agar Pass Karna Ho To

Mujhe 15OOO/ Aur Aapna Roll Number Send Kar Dena

.

.

.

.

Mai Uske Liye DUA Karunga
----------------------------------
Patni- Soch Rahi Hu Ki Apni Sari Daulat Kisi Sadhu Ko Daan Kr Du

Tabhi Pati Uth K Jane Laga..

Patni- Aab Tum Kaha Ja Rahe Ho

Pati- Sadhu Ban'ne
----------------------------------