DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?---sms

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Agar kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaye toh kya karna chahiye????

think!!!

dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
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Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?
Nahi pata!!!!??
Ans:

Beauty parlor me..!!
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