SUNDAR TO JETHALAL KA SALA HAI----sms

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...

HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR JAU
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Kitna bebas h insan kismt k age
HrSapne tut jate h haqiqat k aage
Jisne kbi duniya me hath na failaya ho
Wo b hath failata h GOLGAPPE
wale k aage
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Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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isleye nahi bheja...
I care for u always..!!:)
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MERI Hasrat k Janaze ko uthane wale
Kitne bedard he ye Log zamane wale
Koi Apna nhi matlab ki he duniya sari
Ab kahan Milte hain wo yar purane wale
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unka wada he ke wo laut ayenge
isi ummeed par ham jiye jayenge
ye intzaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai
kar rahe the, kar rahe hain, aur kiye jayenge
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rimzim rimzim
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Enjoy d 1st rain

HAPY MONSOON
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Friend in different languages:
Tamil-nanban
English-friend
Hindi-dosth
German-freuno
French-ami
Dutch-vrend
Mexican-amigo
In my language-'U'
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Have An icy Morning,
With Buttering Msgs,
Chocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts,
Fruity Funs,
With Jumpy Joys,
Have a Sweet Day...

GOOD MORNING.
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Dilagi abhi na Karo Dard Paoge
Beet Gaya Waqt To yaad Karte hi Rha Jayoge
Karna hi hai to Padhai karo
Xam me Kya Mere SmS likh kar aayoge?
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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye

Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Ki
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye
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Santa 2 wife: Janu Coka-Cola Peene k Baad Kuch Karney
Ko Dil Chah Raha hai?

wife: (Sharmate Hue) Karo Jee...!

Santa: brrrRrrrRrrRrrrRrrrRrr
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Zindgi kaisi b ho jee jayenge
1din hum b is Dunia se chale jayenge
Aaj rehte he apke mobileme msg banke
Kal koi acha Msg mila to Delete ho jaynge
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Na Tajmahal sundar hai.

Na Kutubminar sundar hai.

Na Aishwarya sundar hai.

To sundar kon he? Bolo..

SUNDAR TO JETHALAL KA SALA HAI.
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Gadho Ki Race..

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FIRE..

Msg Baad Me Padh Lena

B. .H. .A. .G. .O. .

Warna Trophy Koi Aur Le Jaayega..
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Jailer-Suna h tum kavi ho To kuch sunao yaar,

Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati h Hmari,

JisDin zamanat hui to samjhLo zindgi khatm Tumhari.
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