WORDS WRITTEN ABOVE A CLASSROOM CLOCK..----SMS

Bv:Apne Shadi se pehle kyu nhi btaya k Apki phle hi RANI naam ki Bv hy
PATI: Maine shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga
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Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nai
humne kiya to

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Caller tune,"Tujhe Bhula Diya"???;
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Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..

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Kya.. Mai Fail Ho Gaya..?

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Wo Bhi English Me..

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UNPOSSIBLE
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A Management Student
Hugs A Girl...
Girl: What's This ?
Boy: Direct Marketing. . .
*Girl Slaps The Boy*
Boy: What's This?
Girl: Customer Feedback
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Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..
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WORDS WRITTEN ABOVE A CLASSROOM CLOCK..
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'This Clock will Never be Stolen,
Bcoz Too Many Students Are Watching it..!
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Kyu mera dil dukhate ho..
kyu mjhse har baat chupate ho..
mera toh dil hi tut gya ye sunkar ki aap..
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VIM BAR se nahate ho.:-|;-)
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Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua

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BIRYANI Achhi ho To Mohbat bi fiki Lgti hai

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<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar

maza aa gya.:D
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