1 baar chalne ka hosla rakhiye Ache insano ka to Raste bhi intzar karte hai

Masoom Mohabbat Ka, Bus Itna Fasana Hai.

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AMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti

Or

Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jana Hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzer Jyega
3Din Bad Valentine Day Aa Jyega
Abhi B Waqt H Kisi se Affair Chala Lo
Wrna Ye Valentine Day B Bekar Chala Jaega
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Plz Yaar Bohat Ho Gaya!

Apni Girlfriend Ko Smjhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai.

Ke 14feb Ko Mere Sath Date Per Chalna

Adv.Happy VALENTINES Day
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From here onwrds don't meet n talk 2me
I m going in my way n u go by ur way
We'll nver meet again..

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said by y-axis to x-axis at (0,0)
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Beti-Maa mera inse jagda ho gya h
me apke yha a rhi hu.
Ma-Beti,use apne karmo ki saja milni chahiye, tu wahi ruk me 3-4 month k liye waha Ati hu!
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Kid:dad can v go to Mcdonald?
Dad: only if you can spell Mcdonalds

Kid: thought for a mint, truned around n said
Can v go to KFC instead?
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Masoom Mohabbat Ka, Bus Itna Fasana Hai.

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AMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti

Or

Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jana Hai
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Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage"

Samajh Aya Kuch?

Nahi Na

Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta tha Kamina
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MOLU-tujhe sharam nai aati tu apni bv k sath kapde dho raha tha
GOLU- is me sharam ki kya baat hai,
wo bhi to roti pakane me meri help karti
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2Chuhe Ped pe Baithe The

Niche Se 1Hathi Guzra,

1Chuha Hathi Pe Ja Gira

Dusra Bola-
Daba K Rakh Saale Ko,
Mai Bhi Ata Hu.!!
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Jo safar ki shuruwat karte hai woh manzil ko par karte hai Bas 1 baar chalne ka hosla rakhiye Ache insano ka to Raste bhi intzar karte hai
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Koi kya humara intzar karega apni zindagi humare liye bekar karega hum kaha kisi ke liye khas hai kya soch kar koi hume yaad karega
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Chandni ne kaha tu pyar kar Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar Gori ko cheda toh boli muskurakar Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intzar kar
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Apno ko yad karna aur unko yaad aana ye bhi kisi kisi ka nasib hota hai dil usi ko yaad karta hai jo is dil ke behad karib hota hai
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Bas sapne hi Yaade hai aur kuch nahi Aap ho Aap ki Bate hai or kuch nahi Nahi chahte hum Apko Bhulana Magar duri ek Majburi hai or kuch nahi
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Santa I and my girlfriend are getting married Banta Oh great but when is the marriege Santa I am marry on 13th jan and my G frnd on 20th
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