Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid? Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he

Jane ye kaise Afsane Lagne Lage
Aapko Hum Beigane Lagne Lage,
Ab to Aap Hame SmS b Nahi karte,
Shayad Apni Shadi k Liye Paise Bachane Lage..!!
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Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA,
MBA,
BE,
B ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

"SASURAL" Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai
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Height of behaving cool.
Professor to student :

Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai

Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye
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Zindgi Ki Keemat Ka Andaza Maut Ke
Baad Hi Hota Hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
?

For Example

zinda murga
Rs. 85/-

n

Chicken Tandoori
Rs. 230/- !!!
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BF Ne GF Ki Saheli Ki Shaan Me Arz Kia-

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai

Meri Manzil Tu Nahi Teri
Saheli Hai
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Rocking Salah-

Agar Koi Ap Ko SMS Ya Miscalls De K Tang Kar Raha Hai

To

Uska Number Kisi B Website Me Ladki K Naam Se Likh De Aur Maza Dekhe
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Tu Baar Baar Aapni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar

MERE D0ST

Ek To Pehle Se Hi Itni Tension Hai

Upar Se Tere Drame Khatam Nahi Hote
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Teacher 2 Student- Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai

Student Next Day Coat-Pant Pehan Ke Aata Ha
T- Ye Kya Pehen K Aaya H
S- Raymond, The Complete Man
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Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He
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Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota he
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Dr- Apke 3 Daant Kaise Tut
Aadmi- Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya K
D- To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kr Dete
A- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate
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