America me Bed Se Takiye Uthae To Dolar nazar Aate H ENGLEND me-Cinema Tickets

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota he
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Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He
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HUM NE TANHAI ME BHI SIRF TUM KO YAAD KIYA HAI..
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aeDOST
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WARNA LOG TO TANHAI ME
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FM RADIO SUNTE HAI...
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Golu To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya he Chai to Bana Do

Wife-Mai Nahi Bana Rahi

Golu -Bana De,
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Mai B Bana Dunga..
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1st Saheli-Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he.
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Boyz rules-
Hausle sare azma baithe,

hum zamane ke gum utha baithe,

jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe

usi ki shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe
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BF Ne GF Ki Saheli Ki Shaan Me Arz Kia-

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai

Meri Manzil Tu Nahi Teri
Saheli Hai
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Teacher 2 Student- Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai

Student Next Day Coat-Pant Pehan Ke Aata Hai

T- Ye Kya Pehen K Aaya Hai

S- Raymond, The Complete Man
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1Hathi,1Gaay or 1Gadhe me behas ho rahi thi ki kon bst he.
Hathi:Me bhari saman uthata hu
Gaay:Me Dud deti hu
Ab Kuch To Bol Teri Bari he.
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Jab Dil Kisi Ko Bhool Na Paye
Aur Aansoo Ruk Na Paye
Yaadon Ki Shaam Gujar Na Paye
Toh Yaad Karna Iss Dost Ko
Jo Kabhi Tumko Bhool Na Paye
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Hmesha khush rhne ki adat ho jyegi
Muskuraht apki 1fitrt ho jyegi
wo waqt b ayega jb hm nhi rhenge
Par hmare cal ka intzar apki adat hojyegi
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America me Bed Se Takiye Uthae To Dolar nazar Aate H
ENGLEND me-Cinema Tickets
Or INDIA me Takiye Uthae To
Hath Wale Pankhe Nazar Aate H
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Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki bate he
Sab moh maya hai
Aap khali hath aaye ho
khali hath jaoge
Is Sach ko apnao or Razaai odh k so jao
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GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa De
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Sharabi Road par pada tha policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h
Sarabi-mazburi thi
policemn-kya mazburi thi?
sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha
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