Shadi k liye"3" dabaye, Or Love marriage k liye MOM K Pair Dabaye,, --sms

BV:Shadi K Shoru M Jb Khana Paka K Lati Thi Ap Zyada Muje Khilate OrKhud Kam Khate The
Ab Aisa Q Ni Krte
Pati:IsLiye K Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana A Gya
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Is Msg Ko Itna Phelayen K

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Ghoom K Mere
Ghar Walo Tak Pohoanch
Jye

"Main Bathroom Me HU
Motor Chala Do
Pani Nahi Aa Raha Hai
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Wife-Mujhe Kisi Mahengi Jagah Ghumne Lekar Chaliye Na Ji.

Husband-Chalo
Taiyar Ho Jao.

Petrol Pump Chalte Hain
Fir Pyaj Wale Ke Paas Chalenge
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BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse KrDo Mai Apko Uske wazn K Barabr Sona Dunga

Bap-Waqt do

BOY-Sochne ko?

Bap-Nhi Beti Ka wazan Badhane K Liye.
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Girls poem:
Phone mat kiya karo Dear,Mom hoti h near,
Papa se lagta h fear
Baat b hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Widout fear & very clear.
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Teacher 2 Student- Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai

Student Next Day Coat-Pant Pehan Ke Aata Hai

T- Ye Kya Pehen K Aaya Hai

S- Raymond, The Complete Man.
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Sonu Lunch Time Me Roti Ka 1Tukda Khud Aur 1Murgi Ko Khila Rha Tha

Monu-Ye Kya Hai

S-Hm Khandani Nonvegetarian H, Roz Chickn K 7 Hi Roti Khate H
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Monu-Jab Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sab Se Mehnti Kon Tha

Sonu-Mai Tha,Baki Sare Bache Bethe Rehte The

Mai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha
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Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He
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Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota he
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Dr- Apke 3 Daant Kaise Tut
Aadmi- Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya K
D- To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kr Dete
A- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate
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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..
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WELCOME TO SHADI.COM
Rishtey k liye"1" dabaye,
Mangni k liye"2" dabaye,
Shadi k liye"3" dabaye,
Or Love marriage k liye MOM K Pair Dabaye,,
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