1stTime in the indian history basic & lifestyle needs r sold @ sme prics

Kya aap jaante hai,
BIJLI ka kia matlab hai?

B: Begunah

I: Insano ko

J: Jalane ke liye

L: Load sheding ka

I: Intizaam..;-)
=======================
Maa ko HAMESHA Pakka dost bana kar rakho

Kyuki..
.
.
.

maa hi grlfrnd ko bahu banane
me
Aapki madad kar sakti hai
=====================
GOLU ki bus nehar me gir gai
POLICE:Bus kesy giri?
GOLU: Muje ni pta
POLICE :Q?
GOLU: Wo aj helper ni aya to me pechy kiraya lene gya hua tha
=======================
TEACHER- SANTA 1 AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?

CHIKKU-"ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY!!!
==============================
Height of Oohh shit...

A boy Throws a lov letter to a girl bt it falls on her brother...

And Her brother was Gay..
Oohh. Shittt!
=========================
Girl-Is dress ki kya price hai?
Shopkeeper-Sirf panch kiss.
Girl-Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper-dus kiss.
Girl-Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi degi
==============================
Ladki- Bhai Ji, Ish Suit Ki Kya Price Hai.?

Dukandaar- 1500/Rs..

Ladki- Uff.!

Aur Wo Pink Wale Ki Kya Price Hai.?

Dukandaar- Ji, Uff Uff..!!
=========================
Barsaat K 1 Khubsurat Raat Me

Shabnam Se Bheeg Ke

1 Dusre Se Takrate Huye

1 Phool Ne Dusre Phul Se Kaha

Aab Takkar Mari To Sar Phod Dunga
========================
Zindagi me ek baat Hamesha YAAD Rakhna.

kisi ke saath PYAR se mazak kar Lena.

Lekin kabhi kisi ke saath mazak se PYAR kabhi Bhi mat karna.
=============================
Ho Mubarak Aapko Ye Suhani Raat,
Mile Khwabo Me Bhi Khuda Ka Sath,
Khule Jab Aapki Aankhe To,
Dhero Khushiya Ho Aapke Sath.!
==========================
Man Me Sabko Pane Ka Armaan Nahi Hota,
Har Koi DIL Ka Mehman Nahi Hota,
Par
Jo Ek Baar Ban Jate Hai Apne
Phir
Unhe Bhulana AaSaan Nahi Hota.
=========================
Bewfa Jisko HuM Khte He
Wo Mre DIL K Hi Aas-Pas Rhte He
MUDDAT HoGyi Hmko Unse BICHHDE
Ankho Se ASHQ Mgr Aj Bhi Behte He.
========================
Bujh Gaya Jo Apne Dil Ka Diya,

Ab Na Karenge Fariyd Roshni K Lie,

DiLKa shisha jo Tuta To Gam Q Kre,

Drd Kayi Aur B He Zindagi K Liye.
=======================
1stTime in the indian history basic & lifestyle needs r sold @ sme prics
Pyaz-65/kg
Petrol-65/lt
Beer-65/btle
Govt rocking,citizens shocking
==========================
What is True Love?
True Love Is When;

Katrina Kaif Proposed a Me:
I Love You

&

My Reply:
Sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend
& I LOVE Her
=====================
Beta-Papa Meri Teacher Kitni Pyari H Na
Baap-Beta Teacher MAA Ke Barabar Hoti
Hai
Beta-Aap To Hamesha Apni Hi Setting Ke Chakkar Me Rehna
=====================