What does"SHADI"
MEAN.
S - SHANTI BHANG.
H - HIMMAT KHATAM.
A - AZAADI SAMAAPT.
D - DIMAAG KHARAB.
I - IMTIHAN SHURU
Happy Valenti
===================
Date sheet after14/2
15/2-slap day
16/2-Gift wapas day
17/2-ladai day
18/2-manane k koshish day
19/2-breakup day
20/2-dusri dhundho Day
===================
Ishq agr bachpan me ho to Vjah khas chahiye
Jawani me ho to ehsas chahiye
abi b time h jaldi kr lo vrna budhape me kroge to chyawanprash Chahiye
===================
Snta-yar,hm hindi bolte h
english bolte h,but maths Q nhi?
Bnta-jyada 3-5 mat kar,or 9-2 11 ho ja,varna 4-5 dhar dunga
36 k 6 reh jayenge samjA
===================
Chikku: Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya
Mikku: Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi Be
Chikku: Hum V.I.P Log Hai,
Hmne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha Hai...
================
Sharabi Road par pada tha
policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h
Sarabi-mazburi thi
policemn-kya mazburi thi?
sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
====================
To All My Frnz Who r Committed..
Happy Valentine's Day
n
To All My Frnz Who r Single..
Happy Independence Day
Hava Sweet n Lovely Day
========================
Pati Patni Market Ja Rhe The
1Ldki Ne HELLO Bola
Patni- Kaun Thi Wo
Pati- Dimag Mat Kha, Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Use Kya Bataunga K Tu Kaun Hai
=====================
*::::*WISHING*:::*
*::::*U*::::*
*::*HAPPIEST*::*
*::*SWEETEST*::*
&
*::::*LOVELY*::::*
*VALENTINES DAY*
=====================
V-valuable
A-affectionate
L-loveable
E-enternal
N-nobal
T-truthful
I-intimate
N-natural
E-enamoul
Happy Valentine Day :-)
========================
8 letters . .
3 words . .
1 meaning . .
I Love You . .
Pranayathe Snehikkunna Ellavarkkum
Adv
Valentine Day Wishes...
====================
Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
================
-------------------------GUJJU PATAKHA SPECIAL-----------
Ek Var Hath Ma Hath To Aapo
Tamne Prem No Parichay Karavie,
Tame Jo Aaje 'Ha' Pado To...
Aapne Sathe Valentine Manavie.
====================
Sury Ni Same Joi Samay Ne Olkhjo,
Hrday Same Joi Prem Ne Olkhjo,
Ane Aa Valentine SMS Joi Ne Bas Mane Olkhjo.
=====================
Bas Bau Thayu Yaar Have
.
.
Tari Girlfrnd Ne Samjavi De
Mane Phone Karine Kahe 6e
Ke Aa Valentine Day Par Mara Sathe Date Par Aavu 6e.
==========================
Sambharo Mara Prem Ni Kahani
.
.
Mummy Ghare thi Java Deti Nathi,
Ane
Mare Valentine Day Par Date Par Javanu Chhe.
===================
Thodo Thodo Karine Samay Jato Raheshe,
2 Divas Pachhi Valentine Day Aavi Jashe,
Haji Pan Samay Chhe Kyak Laflu Kari Lo,
Nahi To Aa Vakhte pan Valentine Day Bekar Jashe.
===================
Aaje 1 navo umang jagiyo 6.
Aaj no divas mara mate subh aavyo 6.
Kari aapu tara mate badhu kurban.
Etlo prem tara mate mara dil ma aavyo 6.
====================
Ansu Vinana Rudan shu Karvana
Bhav vinana Bhajan shu Karvana,
Sneh Vinana Swajan shu Karvana,
Sachu kahu chu Tamara jeva Mitro vina, Ame su Karvana.
=====================
Bahu Nasibdar chhe jeni Mathe,
Ek Hath Bhagvan no ane,
Bijo Hath Ma-Baap no,
Pan je te Mani Na shake,
Te sauthi vadhu kam nasib.
=============
Mara ekant nu sabut 6 tari yad
Nindar pan nathi aavti tadpave 6 tari yad
Sathe jivava marva ni kasam hati
Pan sath nibhave 6 aa tari yaad.
=====================
Munna: A Circuit Aa Vaky Ne English Ma Bol To
*idhar aa khajhur, Deta hun karcha pani*
Circuit: Come with me for a date i will pay u.
========================
Aaje tari ek zalak jova ni aas jagi 6e.
Mara dil ma ek navi umng jagi 6e.
Badhu 6 mari pa6e samam.
Ek tu nathi a mate ek mulakat ni pyas jagi 6e.
=====================
Na karo tamnna jena thi dukh male
Na rakho khwahis jena thi gum male
Pyar karo jena thi tamne pyar male
Pa6i bhale a tamne male k na male.
=====================
Taro prem ma mara araman 6e,
A JAAN tu pyar ma thodi nadan 6e,
Mara thi kyarey judi na padti,
Kem ke tu mara prem ni pahchan 6e.
=======================
Khushi ne tara naam kari jay 6.
Mari jindgi tara upar kurban kari jay 6.
Tu maru naam lai ek divas royi 6.
Etlo prem tara daman ma bhari jay 6.
=====================
Mobile Nokia No
Radio Philips No
Handy Sony No
Ipod Apple Nu
Juice Mango Nu
Card Airtel Nu
Pant spykar nu
Pan SMS to Tamaro j Ho
Chalo moklo..!
=========================
A dil tane samjavu kem.
Jene tu pyar kare hu tene mari banavu kem.
mari pan tamnna 6 k te mari jindgi bani jay.
Pan a vaat tene samjavu kem.
=======================
Haju Pan Tamari Satat Yaad Aave 6e
Haju Rameli Ramat Yaad Aave 6e
Tame Aanshu-o ne je Palav Thi Lu6ya
Bhini Laagni ni Mamat Yaad Aave 6e.
=======================
Nazar Ma Besi Gayo 6 Chehro Taro,
Hu Koi Bija Sathe Nazar Medvu Kem,
Dil To Te Chori Lidhu 6 Maru,
Have Koi Bija Sathe Dil Lagavu To Kem.
=====================
Mara Rasta Ma Kanta 6e.
Thoda Phul Mari Jaan Tu Pathri Aapje.
Jagu Su Rate Taru naam Lai Ne.
Pyar Thi Tara Khora Ma Ek Var Suvdavi To Aapje..
========================
NEWS 4U-
MARU 'DIL' VECHVA NU 6
100% Discount
TETHI BADHI CHOKRIO Jene Joie Te Jaldi Karo.
Umar>(18-22yrs)
Last Date-14 Feb 2011...
=======================
Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu
Dukandar- Rs10/meter
Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne
Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6
Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.
============================
Aaj Je Nasho 6e Ae Tamari Yaad No 6e,
Ane Thodo Nasho Dheema Varsaad No 6e.
Mane Tame Aem Sharabi Na Kaho,
DiL Par Nasho Tamari Mulakat No 6e..
=====================
Kyak Besine Mari Rah Joti Hase,
Mara Prem Ne Te Yad Krti Hase,
Aavi Jta Hse Ansu Teni Ankh Ma,
Hve To Faqt Mara Prem Par Drek Pal Marti Hase...
=====================
SAMAY e pan aavse,
Tarsya pase samudra aavse,
thaki ne besto nai ay 'manzil' na 'Musafir',
'manzil' malse ne e malya ni maja pan aavshe.
============================
Su-vichaar:-
Koi No pan lidhelo Naana Ma naano upkaar KyareY bhulsho nahi...
Koi Na par karelo Mota Ma moto upkaar KyareY yaad rakhsho nahi..
=========================
Ek Nanakdu
Pan
Bahu Khatarnak Vakya,Jenathi Kon Jane ketla 6okrao Nu Jivan Barbad Thai Gyu Hase.
"Arre, e 6okri Tari Same Joti Hati ..OY HOY…
=============================
Lyo 6okriyo e to atyar thi j Ladai saru Kari Didhi 6.
Kahe 6
Ke
Valentine Day Manavisu to khali
>NEMISH< ni sathe j
Nai to Manavisu naHi.
==================
Prit mali 6 Dosti Ni, sachvi lejo
Jivan Ma HarvaNu ane JitvaNu shikhi lejo
Malse Duniya Ma ghana Ajanya loko
Pan je tamara bani jay ene sachvi lejo.
=========================
Tara vina zindgi mari viran lage
Tu jo hoi mari pase to swarg lage
Tara ma aevu to shu che?
Bas taru j nam chitde korayelu lage.
=========================
Girl :- Hu mari jaav to.?
Boy :- To hu Gando thai javu.
Girl :- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?
Boy :- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!
====================
Tari yad aave to tara Msg vanchu chu,
Tane malvu hoy to mara dil ne samjavu chu,
Jo taro Awaz sambhadvo hoy to KUTRA ne pathra maru chu.
========================
Vaheli parodh na swapna ma tmne joya 6
Tarla thi khili utheli rat ma tmne joya 6
Amari manjil hoy k musafari
Har shath ma tmne joya 6e.
============================
Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya
Bapu- Le 15 rupiya
Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo
Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.
=============================
Bajavo taali amari shayri par,
Hu j janu 6u Dil ketlu bade 6e,
Hu su karu vaat aa Duniya ni,
Sacha na shabd pan khota pade 6e.
=========================
Karan janu 6u 6ata pu6ai jaay 6e,
Savar padta sapna vikhrai jaay 6e,
Vahevu 6e mare tara shawas ma,
Pan matr tari vaato ma j atki javay 6e.
=========================
MEAN.
S - SHANTI BHANG.
H - HIMMAT KHATAM.
A - AZAADI SAMAAPT.
D - DIMAAG KHARAB.
I - IMTIHAN SHURU
Happy Valenti
===================
Date sheet after14/2
15/2-slap day
16/2-Gift wapas day
17/2-ladai day
18/2-manane k koshish day
19/2-breakup day
20/2-dusri dhundho Day
===================
Ishq agr bachpan me ho to Vjah khas chahiye
Jawani me ho to ehsas chahiye
abi b time h jaldi kr lo vrna budhape me kroge to chyawanprash Chahiye
===================
Snta-yar,hm hindi bolte h
english bolte h,but maths Q nhi?
Bnta-jyada 3-5 mat kar,or 9-2 11 ho ja,varna 4-5 dhar dunga
36 k 6 reh jayenge samjA
===================
Chikku: Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya
Mikku: Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi Be
Chikku: Hum V.I.P Log Hai,
Hmne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha Hai...
================
Sharabi Road par pada tha
policeman-itni Q pee rakhi h
Sarabi-mazburi thi
policemn-kya mazburi thi?
sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
====================
To All My Frnz Who r Committed..
Happy Valentine's Day
n
To All My Frnz Who r Single..
Happy Independence Day
Hava Sweet n Lovely Day
========================
Pati Patni Market Ja Rhe The
1Ldki Ne HELLO Bola
Patni- Kaun Thi Wo
Pati- Dimag Mat Kha, Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Use Kya Bataunga K Tu Kaun Hai
=====================
*::::*WISHING*:::*
*::::*U*::::*
*::*HAPPIEST*::*
*::*SWEETEST*::*
&
*::::*LOVELY*::::*
*VALENTINES DAY*
=====================
V-valuable
A-affectionate
L-loveable
E-enternal
N-nobal
T-truthful
I-intimate
N-natural
E-enamoul
Happy Valentine Day :-)
========================
8 letters . .
3 words . .
1 meaning . .
I Love You . .
Pranayathe Snehikkunna Ellavarkkum
Adv
Valentine Day Wishes...
====================
Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
================
-------------------------GUJJU PATAKHA SPECIAL-----------
Ek Var Hath Ma Hath To Aapo
Tamne Prem No Parichay Karavie,
Tame Jo Aaje 'Ha' Pado To...
Aapne Sathe Valentine Manavie.
====================
Sury Ni Same Joi Samay Ne Olkhjo,
Hrday Same Joi Prem Ne Olkhjo,
Ane Aa Valentine SMS Joi Ne Bas Mane Olkhjo.
=====================
Bas Bau Thayu Yaar Have
.
.
Tari Girlfrnd Ne Samjavi De
Mane Phone Karine Kahe 6e
Ke Aa Valentine Day Par Mara Sathe Date Par Aavu 6e.
==========================
Sambharo Mara Prem Ni Kahani
.
.
Mummy Ghare thi Java Deti Nathi,
Ane
Mare Valentine Day Par Date Par Javanu Chhe.
===================
Thodo Thodo Karine Samay Jato Raheshe,
2 Divas Pachhi Valentine Day Aavi Jashe,
Haji Pan Samay Chhe Kyak Laflu Kari Lo,
Nahi To Aa Vakhte pan Valentine Day Bekar Jashe.
===================
Aaje 1 navo umang jagiyo 6.
Aaj no divas mara mate subh aavyo 6.
Kari aapu tara mate badhu kurban.
Etlo prem tara mate mara dil ma aavyo 6.
====================
Ansu Vinana Rudan shu Karvana
Bhav vinana Bhajan shu Karvana,
Sneh Vinana Swajan shu Karvana,
Sachu kahu chu Tamara jeva Mitro vina, Ame su Karvana.
=====================
Bahu Nasibdar chhe jeni Mathe,
Ek Hath Bhagvan no ane,
Bijo Hath Ma-Baap no,
Pan je te Mani Na shake,
Te sauthi vadhu kam nasib.
=============
Mara ekant nu sabut 6 tari yad
Nindar pan nathi aavti tadpave 6 tari yad
Sathe jivava marva ni kasam hati
Pan sath nibhave 6 aa tari yaad.
=====================
Munna: A Circuit Aa Vaky Ne English Ma Bol To
*idhar aa khajhur, Deta hun karcha pani*
Circuit: Come with me for a date i will pay u.
========================
Aaje tari ek zalak jova ni aas jagi 6e.
Mara dil ma ek navi umng jagi 6e.
Badhu 6 mari pa6e samam.
Ek tu nathi a mate ek mulakat ni pyas jagi 6e.
=====================
Na karo tamnna jena thi dukh male
Na rakho khwahis jena thi gum male
Pyar karo jena thi tamne pyar male
Pa6i bhale a tamne male k na male.
=====================
Taro prem ma mara araman 6e,
A JAAN tu pyar ma thodi nadan 6e,
Mara thi kyarey judi na padti,
Kem ke tu mara prem ni pahchan 6e.
=======================
Khushi ne tara naam kari jay 6.
Mari jindgi tara upar kurban kari jay 6.
Tu maru naam lai ek divas royi 6.
Etlo prem tara daman ma bhari jay 6.
=====================
Mobile Nokia No
Radio Philips No
Handy Sony No
Ipod Apple Nu
Juice Mango Nu
Card Airtel Nu
Pant spykar nu
Pan SMS to Tamaro j Ho
Chalo moklo..!
=========================
A dil tane samjavu kem.
Jene tu pyar kare hu tene mari banavu kem.
mari pan tamnna 6 k te mari jindgi bani jay.
Pan a vaat tene samjavu kem.
=======================
Haju Pan Tamari Satat Yaad Aave 6e
Haju Rameli Ramat Yaad Aave 6e
Tame Aanshu-o ne je Palav Thi Lu6ya
Bhini Laagni ni Mamat Yaad Aave 6e.
=======================
Nazar Ma Besi Gayo 6 Chehro Taro,
Hu Koi Bija Sathe Nazar Medvu Kem,
Dil To Te Chori Lidhu 6 Maru,
Have Koi Bija Sathe Dil Lagavu To Kem.
=====================
Mara Rasta Ma Kanta 6e.
Thoda Phul Mari Jaan Tu Pathri Aapje.
Jagu Su Rate Taru naam Lai Ne.
Pyar Thi Tara Khora Ma Ek Var Suvdavi To Aapje..
========================
NEWS 4U-
MARU 'DIL' VECHVA NU 6
100% Discount
TETHI BADHI CHOKRIO Jene Joie Te Jaldi Karo.
Umar>(18-22yrs)
Last Date-14 Feb 2011...
=======================
Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu
Dukandar- Rs10/meter
Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne
Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6
Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.
============================
Aaj Je Nasho 6e Ae Tamari Yaad No 6e,
Ane Thodo Nasho Dheema Varsaad No 6e.
Mane Tame Aem Sharabi Na Kaho,
DiL Par Nasho Tamari Mulakat No 6e..
=====================
Kyak Besine Mari Rah Joti Hase,
Mara Prem Ne Te Yad Krti Hase,
Aavi Jta Hse Ansu Teni Ankh Ma,
Hve To Faqt Mara Prem Par Drek Pal Marti Hase...
=====================
SAMAY e pan aavse,
Tarsya pase samudra aavse,
thaki ne besto nai ay 'manzil' na 'Musafir',
'manzil' malse ne e malya ni maja pan aavshe.
============================
Su-vichaar:-
Koi No pan lidhelo Naana Ma naano upkaar KyareY bhulsho nahi...
Koi Na par karelo Mota Ma moto upkaar KyareY yaad rakhsho nahi..
=========================
Ek Nanakdu
Pan
Bahu Khatarnak Vakya,Jenathi Kon Jane ketla 6okrao Nu Jivan Barbad Thai Gyu Hase.
"Arre, e 6okri Tari Same Joti Hati ..OY HOY…
=============================
Lyo 6okriyo e to atyar thi j Ladai saru Kari Didhi 6.
Kahe 6
Ke
Valentine Day Manavisu to khali
>NEMISH< ni sathe j
Nai to Manavisu naHi.
==================
Prit mali 6 Dosti Ni, sachvi lejo
Jivan Ma HarvaNu ane JitvaNu shikhi lejo
Malse Duniya Ma ghana Ajanya loko
Pan je tamara bani jay ene sachvi lejo.
=========================
Tara vina zindgi mari viran lage
Tu jo hoi mari pase to swarg lage
Tara ma aevu to shu che?
Bas taru j nam chitde korayelu lage.
=========================
Girl :- Hu mari jaav to.?
Boy :- To hu Gando thai javu.
Girl :- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?
Boy :- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!
====================
Tari yad aave to tara Msg vanchu chu,
Tane malvu hoy to mara dil ne samjavu chu,
Jo taro Awaz sambhadvo hoy to KUTRA ne pathra maru chu.
========================
Vaheli parodh na swapna ma tmne joya 6
Tarla thi khili utheli rat ma tmne joya 6
Amari manjil hoy k musafari
Har shath ma tmne joya 6e.
============================
Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya
Bapu- Le 15 rupiya
Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo
Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.
=============================
Bajavo taali amari shayri par,
Hu j janu 6u Dil ketlu bade 6e,
Hu su karu vaat aa Duniya ni,
Sacha na shabd pan khota pade 6e.
=========================
Karan janu 6u 6ata pu6ai jaay 6e,
Savar padta sapna vikhrai jaay 6e,
Vahevu 6e mare tara shawas ma,
Pan matr tari vaato ma j atki javay 6e.
=========================
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