Dil me KHUDA he! Aakho me NASHA he! Baat me MAZA he!

What is True Love?
True Love Is When;

Katrina Kaif Proposed a Me:
I Love You

&

My Reply:
Sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend
& I LOVE Her A Lot
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2 chamgadad ped par ulte tange huye the
achanak 1chamgadad sidha hokar baith Gya
1st -are kya hua?

2nd - kuch nhi zara chakkar aa gaya tha
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A funnny thing about "Orissa"
1 rose Rs-5
1 kg rice Rs-2

insted of giving 4 roses to lover
we can give 10 kg of rice to her mother
pat jaayegi..
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What does"SHADI"
MEAN.

S - SHANTI BHANG.

H - HIMMAT KHATAM.

A - AZAADI SAMAAPT.

D - DIMAAG KHARAB.

I - IMTIHAN SHURU....
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Pati- Dekho Mai Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu Par Bacha Ek Dum Sundar Hona Chahiye

Patni- Dekho Ji, Choice Is Urs..

..Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Apka Hoga
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Mam- Past, Present, Future Ka 1 Example Mai Deti Hu Phir 1 Tum Dena

Mam- Mai Sundar Thi, Hu Aur Rahungi

Student- Apko Veham Tha, Hai Aur Rahega
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Kisi B Insaan Ko Ek Paise Ki Kimat Kab Pata Chalti Hai

?

Jab Roaming Me GF Se MissCall Aaye

Call Ka Charge 1.50/Rs Ho Par Balance Sirf 1.49 Ho
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Ksi Ko Chahne Ka Koi Bahana Ni
Hota
Dil Lagane S Koi Diwana Ni Hta
asiqi Sikni H To Sikho Hmse
Hme Pata H Mohbat Ka Mtlb Sirf
Pana Ni Hota
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Dil me KHUDA he!
Aakho me NASHA he!
Baat me MAZA he!
Chahat me ADA he!
Andaz me JUDA he!
Pyaar me WAFA he!
Isliye Banda apki DOSTI pe FIDA
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1 Ladka Fail Hua To Uske Papa
Ne Kaha Dekh UsLadki Ko Dekh Wo Tumare Sath
Padti H 1st Ayi h
Boy-Dek Dek Kya Dek?
Usiko Dek-Dek K To Fail Hua
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No sound in this world can be
more louder than silence,
If any one can understand ur
silence,they can never
misunderstand ur words.!!
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