hazaro ladkio ko muskil me daal diya maine jawan hokar---sms

Sharabi Road par pada tha
policeman-itni Q pee rakhi he
Sarabi-mazburi thi
policemen-kya mazburi thi?
sharabi-botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha
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Mai bacha hi rehta
to aacha tha

hazaro ladkio ko muskil me daal diya maine jawan hokar
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MASHAALLA
Nazar na lage muje
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TEACHER- SANTA 1 AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?

SANTA-"ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY!!!
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Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Kya Frmaya?

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu.
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Itna Na Rona Ki Baadal Lago,
Itna Na Tadapna Ki Ghaayal Lago,
Duwa Hai Meri Humesha Haste Raho,

Lekin

Itna Bhi Na Hasna Ki PAGAL Lago.
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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gai Tere Honto Ki Lali

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gai Tere Honto Ki Lali

Ab To Mera Picha Chor, Ho Gayi Tu Bal-Bache Wali
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Sonu GF K Sath Pehli Date Par Gaya Aur Bola-

Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye

To

Mainu Chota Bhai Samajh K Maaf Kr Dena
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Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Wah.. Wah..

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Student Says- 'Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet'
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Tum Ho Subah Aur Sham Ki Tarah
Tum Ho Khushiyon Ke Paigaam Ki Tarah
Tum Ko Maine Kab Bhulaya Hai
Tum Yaad Rehte Ho Mujhe Mere Naam Ki Tarah.
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Maa Ko Udas Dekh Beta- Maa Tum Duniya Ki Doosri Sabse Khoobsurat Aurat Ho
Maa- Pehli Kaun Hai
Beta: Woh Bhi Tum Hi Ho
Par Jab Tum Hansti Ho.
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Har Purush Ka Sapna-
7 Ank Ki Salary
6 Ank Ki Bachat
5 Room Ka Flet
4 Wheel Ki Gaadi
3 Week Ka Vacation
2 Bachche

Aur..

1 Gungi Patni.!
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