Patni Pati Se Boli- Dekho Ji, Kaam Krte WAQT Muje KISS Mat Kiya Kro--sms

Umbrella can't stop the rain,
But Make Us to stand in Rain.
Confidence May not bring success,
But It gives a POWER to face any Challenge.
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Dard Ki Daastaan Abhi Baaki Hai
Muhobbat Ka Imtehaan Baaki Hai,
Dil Kare Toh Wafa Karne Aa Jaana
Dil Hi Toh Toota Hai Jaan Abhi Baaki Hai.
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Sir Jhukane Ki Aadat Nahin Hai
Aansu Bahane Ki Aadat Nahin Hai..
Hum Kho Gaye Toh Pachhtaoge Bahut
Humari Laut Ke Aane Ki Aadat Nahin Hai.
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Ki$$ of U.S.A. girl,So Sweet

Ki$$ of AUSTRALIAN gal,Oh So Hot

Ki$ of AFRICAN gal,Once More

Ki$ of INDIAN gal,Kro Lakin kisi Ko Bolna Nai.
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Pagal he wo log jo pyar krte hai,
1 dusre ko "MISS" krte hai,
"MISS"krna hai to"machhar"ko karo,
jo jaan par khel kar aap ko"KISS" krte h..
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Pls give me a"KISS

R U Shockd?

Ha..

"KISS"means

K=kuch
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send karo
Ok now start kissing me..!
Happy Kis s day
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Sonu GF K Sath Pehli Date Par Gya Aur Bola-
Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jye
To
Mainu Chota Bhai Samajh K Maaf Kr Dena
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Air hostess:Sir kya loge
GOLU: Milk Badam,Kheer,Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan
A:Tum jahaaz te aye ho
Apne Ladke Ki Shadi Me Nai
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Ek chhota sa but bahut khatarnak sentence jo na jaane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar deta hai..
:
:

:
"Yaar, wo tujhe dekh rahi thi"
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Do u knw d meaning of KKPK?
Socho..
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Socho..
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Aur socho...
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Nahi pata?
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K- Kya
K- Krogo
P- Pta
K- Karke.?
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Sima- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

Doli- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi.
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Snta : tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Bnta : Google Kaur.
Snta : yeh kaisa naam hua ?
Bnta : saala jahan bhi hota hu dhoond hi leti hai !!!!!!! ;-)
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B.F: Hey.

GF: what?

BF: I cheated

GF: So wt do yu think i lOve yu?i ws also cheatin' yu 4past 2yrs.

Boy cried &says,
i ws talkin' abt xams-;-(
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Pati Patni Market Ja Rhe The

1Ldki Ne HELLO Bola

Patni- Kaun Thi Wo

Pati- Dimag Mat Kha, Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Use Kya Bataunga K Tu Kaun Hai
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Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ayi Tab Hum Bachhe The

Aab Jab Sheila Ki Jawani Ayi To Hum Bache-Wale Hai

Uff Ye Ladkia, Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Kyu Nai Hoti
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Patni Pati Se Boli- Dekho Ji, Kaam Krte WAQT Muje KISS Mat Kiya Kro

Tabhi Kamwali Boli- Madam, Acchi Tarah Se Samja Do, Me To Bol-Bol K Thak Gai
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