Pitaji: Khabardar, Agr Tune Atmhta Ki To Mai Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga

Pappu: Pitaji, Agr Is Sal Bhi Mai Fail Ho Gaya, 2 Atmahatya Kar Lunga
Pitaji: Khabardar, Agr Tune Atmhta Ki To Mai Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
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FUNNY TOTKA
AgAr AAp Cycle BAhUt Tez Chla Rahe Hai 0r
Break Na Lage To Es K Wheel Me Apna

Pair Phasa De..
Cycle Ruk JayeGi
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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
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Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..

Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya
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Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamre me atay huye
chair se takra ke gir gya

Dulhan:are shahid BHAI A gaye aap

MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi
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MOLU GOLU ko peet raha tha Or khud Ro raha tha
Logo ne Pucha Tum kyo ro rahe ho to usne kha- jab mai ise chorunga to ye B muje ise trah pitega
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DATE SHEET aa gyi hai tayari shuru kar do,
Feb,
8 Propose Day
9 Chochlate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Hug Day
13 Kiss Day
14 VALANTINE DAY.
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Beta: Papa Meri Teacher Kitni Pyari He Na.
Baap: Beta Teacher MAA K Barabar Hoti
He
Beta: Aap To Hmesha Apni He setting k Chakar Me Rehna!:-)
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The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR is to gift ONIONS,
bcoz
1)Got colour of Love (Pink)
2)High Market Value.
3)U can see tears of happiness
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Sonu Aapni GF Ko Dusre K Saath Dekh Kr FireBriged Ko Call Kiya

Aur Kaha- Zaldi Aaiye Aag Lag Gai Hai

Un Logo Ne Pucha- Kaha

Sonu-

Mere Dil Me
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Beta- Papa, Meri Teacher Kitni Pyari Hai Na

Baap- Beta, Teacher MAA Ke Samaan Hoti Hai

Beta- Papa, Aap To Humesha Aapne Hi Setting Me Rehte Ho
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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai

Mai Mobile Me 60Rs Ka Recharge Karata Hu To 48Rs Q Aata Hai
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Mera Number Kal Se Off Ho Jayega, Bcoz I m Going To Australia For 2 Years..!!

Kal Raat Ye Sapna Aaya Tha.. Aaj Dekho, Shayad Paris Chala Jau
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Na Jaane Kish Baat Pe Wo Mujhe Chor Gayi

Dosto

Na Jaane Kish Baat Pe Wo Mujhe Chor Gayi

Wo To

Kisi Ki 10-/Rupay Bhi Nahi Chorti Thi
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