Dunia Gol Hai.. India Beat Bangladesh Bangladesh Beat Ireland--SMS

Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho
Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho
Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se

Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjo
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Request from Chikku
Iss msg ko Itna felayen ki

Ghoom ke
Mere Ghar walo tak pahunch jaye.

Maine toilet me hu.
Motor chala do
Pani nhi aa rha.
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Patni-Meri saheli aa rahi h or mere sath soyegi,
Aap hall me so jaoge?

Pati-Ek shart pe!
Agar tum hall me
sone ka wada karo jb meri saheli ayegi?
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Lady- Yaar, Pehle Mere Pati Bhag-Bhag Kar Meri Har Khwahish Puri Karte The..

Saheli- Aur Aab.?

Lady- Aab Farmaish Sunte Hi Bhag Jate Hai
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Santa Banta Se-

'Yaar, Aaisa Kya Karen Ke Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote'.?

?

?

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Banta- Ek Kaam Kar,

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Jute Se Mar De
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Dunia Gol Hai..

India Beat Bangladesh
Bangladesh Beat Ireland
Ireland Beat England
England Beat S.Africa
S.Africa Beat India

Who Is Strong Yaar
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Ek Pyara Sa Shakhs Aaj Yaad Aya,
Ek Guzra Hua Waqt Aaj Yaad Aya,

Chhupa Leta Tha Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me,
Aaj Phir Dard Hua To Wo Yaad Aya.
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Wo Khud Nhi Janti Wo Kitni Pyari H
Jan H Hamari Hume Jaan Se Pyari H
Duriya Hone Se Kya Fark Padta H
Wo Kal B Hmari Thi Aaj B hmari H.
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Dost ne Dost ko Gulab bheja he, Taro ne Asman se paigam bheja he,
A hawao jakar keh do,
YaaD Karnewalo ne,
Bhul janewalo ko SALAM bheja he.
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Wo konsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rahti he?



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Garam Masala
Dekha Genius Hu par Kabhi ghamand nhi kiya...
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