Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?"---sms

Santa in computer exam...
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Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?"
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Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"
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A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
I'm sick & tired of finding ur 'x'
Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
Move On dude!
;)
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Wat is gaali ?
Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashleel shabd athva shabdo ka samuh
jinke ucharan k paschat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhv hota he
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Bohot Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena

DOSTO

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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Aur GirlFriend Poch Le

Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho
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Pati- Mai Tumhare Liye Duniya Ke Kisi Bhi Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu

Patni- Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo..

Ki

..Tum Wapas Nahi Aaoge
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Sonu Monu Ko Peet Raha Tha Aur Khud Ro Raha Tha

Logo Ne Pucha Tum Q Ro Rahe Ho

Sonu Ne Kaha- Jab Mai Ise Chorunga To Ye B Muje Isi Tarah Pitega
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